Bored...can't sleep
1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. How have I affected you?
5. What do you think of me?
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?
7. How long do you think we will be friends?
8. Do you love me?
9. Do you have a crush on me?
10. Would you kiss me?
11. Would you hug me?
12. Physically, what stands out?
13. Emotionally, what stands out?
14. Do you wish I was cooler?
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
17. Am I loveable?
18. How long have you known me?
19. Describe me in one word.
20. What was your first impression?
21. Do you still think that way about me now?
22. What do you think my weakness is?
23. Do you think I'll get married?
24. What makes me happy?
25. What makes me sad?
26. What reminds you of me?
27. If you could give me anything what would it be?
28. How well do you know me?
29. When's the last time you saw me?
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
31. Do you think I could kill someone?
32. Have we ever had sex?
33. Do you miss me?
34. Do you think i miss you?
35. Are you going to put this on your MYSPACE and see what I say about you?
IMPROMPTU BONUS ROUND:
36. Did you know there is a new Batman coming out soon and are you fucking psyched?
37. If I needed a kidney (not because I was DYING perse, but just because I needed something to stick my dick into), would you kill someone to get me one?
38. Will you buy me Protools HD?
39. When's the last time you ate McDonald's (McDevil's)?
40. Why haven't you fucking STOPPED eating that shit yet?!?!?!
41. Give me 2 names for a killer "Who would win:" scenario, such as Harry Potter vs. Chuck Norris:
42. Have you seen me naked?
43. Do you swear not to tell anyone about that spinal vagina the doctors couldn't remove?
44. Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? Better yet, where in the fuck is Rockapella???
45. Remember that rumor about Bobby McFerrin killing himself, and the hilarious irony that the man who wrote "Don't Worry, Be Happy" took his own life, and then later on you found out that it wasn't true and you got all pissed off?
46. Stupid assed retro (I know it's cliche') question, but do you miss Crystal Pepsi too?
47. Did YOUR presidential candidate win?
48. Why have I been single for 2+ years?
49. What should question .50 be?
50. Are you a bit disappointed THIS is question .50?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. How have I affected you?
5. What do you think of me?
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?
7. How long do you think we will be friends?
8. Do you love me?
9. Do you have a crush on me?
10. Would you kiss me?
11. Would you hug me?
12. Physically, what stands out?
13. Emotionally, what stands out?
14. Do you wish I was cooler?
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
17. Am I loveable?
18. How long have you known me?
19. Describe me in one word.
20. What was your first impression?
21. Do you still think that way about me now?
22. What do you think my weakness is?
23. Do you think I'll get married?
24. What makes me happy?
25. What makes me sad?
26. What reminds you of me?
27. If you could give me anything what would it be?
28. How well do you know me?
29. When's the last time you saw me?
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
31. Do you think I could kill someone?
32. Have we ever had sex?
33. Do you miss me?
34. Do you think i miss you?
35. Are you going to put this on your MYSPACE and see what I say about you?
IMPROMPTU BONUS ROUND:
36. Did you know there is a new Batman coming out soon and are you fucking psyched?
37. If I needed a kidney (not because I was DYING perse, but just because I needed something to stick my dick into), would you kill someone to get me one?
38. Will you buy me Protools HD?
39. When's the last time you ate McDonald's (McDevil's)?
40. Why haven't you fucking STOPPED eating that shit yet?!?!?!
41. Give me 2 names for a killer "Who would win:" scenario, such as Harry Potter vs. Chuck Norris:
42. Have you seen me naked?
43. Do you swear not to tell anyone about that spinal vagina the doctors couldn't remove?
44. Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? Better yet, where in the fuck is Rockapella???
45. Remember that rumor about Bobby McFerrin killing himself, and the hilarious irony that the man who wrote "Don't Worry, Be Happy" took his own life, and then later on you found out that it wasn't true and you got all pissed off?
46. Stupid assed retro (I know it's cliche') question, but do you miss Crystal Pepsi too?
47. Did YOUR presidential candidate win?
48. Why have I been single for 2+ years?
49. What should question .50 be?
50. Are you a bit disappointed THIS is question .50?