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[mynameisjerry]

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[elameno_p]

is there any truth to this? link me, i must stay up to date on current events.

[elameno_p]

hahahaha, second paragraph.

FIOS, cheaper and faster than Comcast...more expensive than dick sucking lips though.

[mynameisjerry]

Gibson, I was really looking for advice from a Circuit City product specialist. If I wanted advice from a former associate I would've just asked myself. Ohhh, rip!

[elameno_p]

we got prollums niggee.
tonight, dan's kitchen, i'm gonna fuck your shit up.
after i'm done with you, you ain't gonna have a grill...or nipple rings.

[the_chadster]

[mynameisjerry]

I'm good at Lincoln Logs!

[wheat_sensitive]

Lincoln Logs = Legos for poor blind children

[nayonbase]

I'm game for some camping. I don't own a jeep though, but every camp group needs a smoker.

[mynameisjerry]

Truer words have never been LJ'd.

[elameno_p]

i'll bring food and liquor?

[wheat_sensitive]

I think if we made some quick alterations, the Lumina could handle the rugged outdoors. By alterations I mean selling it and buying a Jeep. I think if you and I both sold our landboats, we would have enough to get a dirt bike. Then, we could enter a few motocross tournaments and in time, assuming we win, we'll have enough prize money saved up to hire a man to steal us a 2007 Hummer, which we could then sell on the black market for 2 small African children who we would use as slaves to hand craft two of each piece needed to assemble a Jeep Cherokee. I'm sure we could con Dan and Jerry into putting them together for us. On second thought, lets just hitch rides with those who do have vehicles fit for woodland excursions. Count me in for some wilderness time.

PS - I know J-Devil's digits. He calls me every so often asking for help with html. I'm sure if I asked him where he lives / not to bother us he'd be game.

[demosthenes777]

Pine Barrens? Fuck that

[mynameisjerry]

You scurrred? I have heard there are guys known as "Pineys" who find camp sites and rob the shit out of the people, slash all their tires, syphon all their gas, that sort of shit.

[kelsx]

i have a house in the pine barrens i've been devil searhching many a time you can find old foundations deep in the woods where the "jersey devils" mother lived its pretty cool

[mynameisjerry]

...tell me more

[kelsx]

ask zach about it im sure mert has taken him up there before but there are clans of albino midgets that kill people up there... -- no joke there are articles about it in weirdnewjerseynews.com or something i don't know the website

[kelsx]

...tell me more