Well hello Live Journal. Merry Christmas. I have good news and bad news. The good news is that I got an article published in The New York Times. Ya I'm really proud of that. I mean when I sent it in I had no clue they were going to publish it then today there it was. The bad news is that the "original author" has filed a frivolous lawsuit ( Read more... )

Wouldn't it be awesome if we could get a big rocket ship and load up some bongos and a bunch of pot and shoot ourselves out into space? I mean not everyone just us. I don't even smoke pot but if we were out in space I probably would. We could travel to distant planets and chill with the life forms on it. I image we would come across a planet ( Read more... )

Your Birthdate: March 25
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No. I am not TRYING to get raped. I've always streched in the shower. You know there's the warm water and it relaxes your muscles and that's the best time to check for testicular cancer too I am NOT playing with myself. And I'm sorry, but I thought that what happened in prison stays in prison ( Read more... )

So yes. I did throw a "hissy fit" today in the shopping mall. Sure I threw a couple tables over. Sure I threatened someone with a knife. Am I the only person in the world who gets upset? And ya everyone is so quick to point out that I spit on that old lady who had nothing to do with the store being out of the pair of shoes that they told me ( Read more... )

As everyone knows there's probably creatures on the moon. So. We get some jet things and we set them up all over the Earth. They have to have a lot of thrusting power because we have to move the planet. And we have to put them all over the place incase we're heading towards something and we have to move then we can turn on the other ones and go in ( Read more... )

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It's been a fucking year since I first became a pirate livejournal. Can you believe that? Oh wow. That is something ( Read more... )

The Pistons lost. I mean what up with that? Larry has to go. So that Darko can play. And me. I mean even if I was on the team Larry probably wouldn't put me in a game. So they'll have to get a coach that will play me before I even consider joining the team.

It was terrible today! It was cold, rainy, snowy and windy. You know it really made me miss the sea. The cool sea breeze, blazing sun and the look of confusion on childrens faces when I spoke to them with an Irish accent. Ya those were the days ( Read more... )