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[mynameislola]

My poor live journal, I've neglected it. I remember when this shit was like crack to me. I blame the lack of a computer in my room. Gosh darn computer. SOOOO Right now Im at the ever so lovely Miami Dade Inner American Campus. I am here in order to register for classes and take my CPT. I was asked earlier what I want to do when I grow up. My answer

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[starlightmisery]

i think this is the best LJ post I have ever read. sign me up matey! argh

[mynameislola]

Nicole, due to an adventure we had in your car a long time ago, I declare you navigator, you get a telescope almost as cool as my captain telescope and get to go sit in the crows nest and yell things out to the rest of the crew. Not just any crows nest though, a snazzy one with pillows and such... now go get to work on your lifting skills they are important.

[starlightmisery]

awesome! my grandma totally supports me joining your crew! and i totally know how to lift. bend at the knees!

[missevilpixie]

IM IN!

[mynameislola]

Alex... I dub the music coordinator of my pirate ship. I choose this because a. of your lack of lifting skills. And b. Because your taste in music coincides with my own.

Without good music the crew will get too rowdy. Rowdiness is good but everything must be done in moderation, there for I believe that music will help control the crews need to rape while pillaging.
Just know that as captain I may veto any music that may annoy me to the extent of feeding you to the sharks. This is for youre own safety :)
Also ... youre not allowed to get scurvy so you may occasionally have to digest meat.

[onixxraii]

LMFAO.
I'll say it again, you were on far too much caffiene this morning.
I feel your pain, I'm facing college application essays right now, and I went through a minor nervous breakdown yesterday trying to think of "what I have to offer". ("What do I have to offer? Why is your school for me? You tell me, damn it, because I have no idea what I'd do in your school, or any school. Be realistic. Calm down. Alright. I could be a journalist, a writer, a politician! An actor! An artist, a professional badass, a costume designer! A pilot! A psychologist! A basket weaver!, FUCK! I 'LL NEVER MAKE IT! NOT IN ANY FIELDS! I'M A FAILURE! FAILURE! I HAVE NOTHING TO OFFER! NOTHIIIIING!)
And so after reading this I too have decided to become a pirate. You choose my day job because I'm obviously no good at making that decision, but as for nighttime I demand that you make me your personal wench. Oh yeah, baby.

[mynameislola]

Rachel your job is punishment for those who try to defy us. You have amazing cat throwing, hair lighting abilities. I am confident in the fact, that with you on board other ships would be terrified to try seize Smoke On The Water. I assume also that the name "Star-ion The Succubus" will also aid in invoking fear into the hearts of our enemys. Go off now and perfect your skills for when we sail they must be flawless.

Note... due to the fact that it may be impossible to get you to eat meat, we might have to pillage a vitamin factory. (Shaklee would be a preferred target as it might aid to the demise of my grandmother)... skurvy will not plague my crew I TELL YOU!!!

I also urge you to bring max... he'd make an excellent pirate dog, and companion for lucy.

[mynameislola]

P.S You are more than welcome into my quaters at night.

[onixxraii]

SCORE! Max and I are definately down. We'll need to pierce his ear tonight. A gold hoop would suit him nicely, as would a blood red bandana.

[offbeatblink]

Gabriel Miguel reporting for duty.

[mynameislola]

Gabe... it took awhile to find a postition for you. Then it came to me. Just know that this duty is strenous as it is satisfieing. Occasionlly on a ship the woman folk may grow sullen. I cant handle a crew full of meloncholy females. I need ye to satisfy them. Without that theres no point in a crew. So sex slave/slash cannon loader ye shall be. SO definatly practice your lifting. It will come in handy.