HELP ME ENTERTAIN YOU! 8D
SO today was not so awesome for a handful of people (OMG CAMERON I AM SO SORRY D8, I will try to be less full of the lameness next week, guh...).
BUT LET'S NOT GET INTO THAT SHIT BECAUSE ALL I DO WITH THIS JOURNAL IS GET INTO THAT SHIT 8D.
Instead, let's enjoy this: a text conversation between my mother and myself, as is going on RIGHT NOW!
Mum: Kirsty & dad bought me a b'day cake.
Me: Oh good! Now tell them they can't have any.
Mum: Too late!
Me: Well just save some for me then!
Mum: Definitely!
Me: Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Mum! Happy birthday to you (this is a singing text, use your imagination!)
Mum: I cant but thanks anyway!
Me: Now bring on the strippers!
Mum: Ok way you go.
Me: Oh no! Dad baked them into the cake!
Mum: Yummo.
Me: Nutritious!
Mum: Protein packed!
Me: Mmm, gritty~.
Mum: Sorry delayed text. But yuk!
Me: Dude! You fail. Do not pass go. Do not collect more cake. CAKE!!!
Mum: Cheesecake shop cake!
Me: ARGH what?! I no longer with to text with you. I feel that you are taunting me unfairly and do not appreciate the fact of my cakelessness, which devastates me deeply.
Mum: Ok.
Me: Pah! And fie! Fie to thee and your cakes!
Mum: Ok.
Me: >.>
Mum: Yep.
Me: T^T!
Mum: Ok now u r freakin me out
Me: That was my cry face. I had tears in my textual eyes. Because I am cake deprived.
Mum: Oh i thort it was titties.
Me: The Force of Perversion is strong with this one.
Mum: Yep sure is but i am still yr muzza!
Me: The Force is with me on a daily basis!
Mum: Go to the dr i'm sure there is medication 4 that.
Me: Buscopan is available over the counter, I don't need a doctor!
Mum: Indeed!
Me: The Force subsides!
Mum: Ewww i bet it stank!
Me: I don't know, I kept walking. Street's awfully quiet, though...
Mum: It's the movie! The stinky mist! B ware! Wah hah hah!
Me: Now showing in all well-ventilated cinemas.
Mum: Yes open air!
Me: Oxygen is healthy!
Mum: Yes but not methane.
Me: Cows aim to kill the world.
Mum: Thats why we eat them!
Ah, good tiemz, good tiemz~.
I WILL SURVIIIIIVE!