Whose natter is the one that has "Draco ♥ ♥ ♥" on the spine ( Read more... )

So, this match obviously very important because if we don't win we're out of the running entirely. Joshua Underhill was saying the other day how he was thinking about becoming a monk or something which means this would be the last year he ever had to play Quidditch but no pressure or anything. It's the same with Toby Sweeney about his last year ( Read more... )

Let it never be said that Ravenclaw parties are dull. There were in fact no epic chess matches or impromptu study sessions. There was, admittedly, an awful lot of really horrible music the whole night through, which I valiantly endured, being the good friend that I am (for all their snobbishness when it comes to books and the like you would think a ( Read more... )

Look, none of you have got the right to complain about your partners when I'm landed with Gretchen Spinks. You could have warned me she was off her head, Susan. She was fine enough last night but as soon as we set off this morning she started asking me about my name and if it was from the bible or the Greek pope and if I was religious, but before I ( Read more... )

Alphabetical order? All that fuss about the Goblet being used again and dragon tests and duels to the death and they do it in alphabetical order?

That's just fiendish. Not to mention BRILLIANT.

Bet it was Professor Fletcher's idea.

I've already packed all the things on the list Professor Fletcher handed out and some extra things he told me to bring along after class. He's going to teach Ernie and me some of the finer points of wand signature masking and forgery.

Any word yet on how the partners are being chosen? If we're picking our own, I've got dibs on Anthony.

Everything's ready, then. The team's been briefed on what's expected of them, Summerby made some revisions to the In-House Secrecy Clause and Professor Sprout approved it. Good to see she's finally got her priorities in order! Maybe now she'll understand the importance guarded practices ( Read more... )

You know, I always kind of got the impression that Michael Corner had a bit of a death wish, what with kissing his ex-girlfriends in plain view of their current boyfriends, and taunting Dean Thomas, and dating Cho Chang, but this really takes the cake ( Read more... )

Well, McGonagall never outright said it, but she very heavily hinted that she'd turn me into an mongoose if I kept asking about lifting Gryffindor's Quidditch ban. I don't see how one game is all that unreasonable ( Read more... )

WHAT THE BLEEDING HELL WAS THAT?