Once Upon a Time, Myungsoo Became Stupid
Once Upon a Time, Myungsoo Became Stupid.
Myungsoo/SungYeol; fluff, crack; 367 words; PG
WARNING: Pabo Myungsoo ahead
“We should stop doing this for a while,” Sungyeol said seriously while staring up at the ceiling instead on Myungsoo.
Myungsoo, who was resting his head on the other’s naked chest, looked up and scanned Sungyeol’s expression. “Why?"
Sungyeol shrugged. “You know,” he deadpanned, “I might get pregnant.”
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The next day, Myungsoo received a lot of nagging from their leader about how messed up his dancing was, how distracted he was from their morning practice to their evening schedule
Myungsoo became two times clumsy as he usually was; bumping against not just people but also a wall and a post, tripping from his own foot, biting his tongue a few times while eating and countless more.
He’s been really sensitive the whole day. He couldn’t take jokes like a man and got mad easily. He almost hit his Dongwoo hyung for laughing about nothing.
He was so distracted that each member had to call him ten times before they got his attention.
“What? Are you a father now?” Woohyun teased.
It’s not out of the blue, but since Myungsoo didn’t pay attention to the whole story he overly reacted and stood up from his seat hastily. “NO!” he yelled.
Everyone looked at him like he’s some kind of a crazy person. Well, he kinda was.
“NO!” He hollered again, leaving the dining table in a huff.
Sunggyu followed him, wanting to know what his problem was. He found Myungsoo sitting on the edge of Sungyeol’s bed, hands covering his face.
Sunggyu sat beside him and gently patted his back.
“Hey. Tell me the problem."
“Hyung.” Myungsoo’s voice was hoarse.
“What?”
“A- a,” Myungsoo stammered. Anyone could see how upset he was on whatever’s bothering him.
“A?” Sunggyu prompted, willing patience.
“A-” he halted again but realized that their leader might hit him if h wouldn't inish his sentence. “A guy can’t be pregnant, right?”
Sungyeol, who followed Sunggyu without the elder knowing, burst out laughing on the doorway. Myungsoo looked at him and couldn’t hide his embarrassment. Sunggyu, who also started laughing his ass out, was totally not helping.
Sungyeol was crying with glee, thinking he’s going to die soon. “What am I? A seahorse?”
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A/N originally posted here.