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myobsidianheart

Things i've been meaning to say:

May 12, 2005 00:31

1. On saturday our waitress at Red Robin was repeatedly checking me out and staring at my boobs. She was cute, a chunkier Melissa Joan Hart. Chris and I are going to woo her and invite her to be one of our personal cage dancers ( Read more... )

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yeshiveh May 12 2005, 07:57:23 UTC

I almost stepped on a black widow barefoot in a out-house once. I ran to get a can of WD40, a match and lit his ass on fire. Then I kicked over to the blue room to make sure he drowned while extinguishing her venom filled corpse.

I fucking hate spiders.

myobsidianheart May 12 2005, 08:11:02 UTC

that is exactly why we are friends.

I only like them when they're all dead still hanging in their web... I like their empty lifeless exteriors.

Spiders can kiss my black ass.

yeshiveh May 12 2005, 08:13:55 UTC

Sadly, that was poorly written. Forgive me.

I aim to slay every brown recluse. Remind me to tell you the story of my brown recluse scare. It's a bit nasty for Livjournal.

myobsidianheart May 12 2005, 08:20:55 UTC

oooh i can hardly wait!

My sister's ex got bit in the ass by one of those bad boys and got staph.... and was forced to lay on his stomache for 3 months. He's now missing a chunk of his butt....

We teased him and posted a sign above his couch that he was always on that said "Staph Lounge" (my genius, thankyouverymuch)

He's an asshole, i hope all the spiders go to his house.