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[myotis_velifer]

Theory is when you know everything but nothing works.
Practice is when everything works but no one knows why.
In our lab, theory and practice are combined: nothing works and no one knows why.

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[sky_climber]

In return:

PhD defence. One of the examiners addresses the PhD candidate:
My dear colleague, there are many new and accurate statements in your thesis. Unfortunately, those which are accurate are not new, and those which are new are not accurate.