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"you know me. im the dude who ran the mile in high school in combat boots. im the dude who probably egged your house. im the dude who attended anti-prom parties. im the dude who still believes in the dirt poets. im still the dude who sleeps with a stuffed animal and im the asshole who orders everything thats not on the menu...but im the dude you ( Read more... )

Nothing like a Peyton/ Austin night to make everything seem okay.

We went and raided the grocery store
ate sweet onion chips
TOOK SHOTS OF RED BULL AND SEIRRA MIST
watched wedding crashers
the usual Peyton and Austin stuff.

BFFZ

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Oh Shit.

I have a 4-6 page paper due 3rd tommorow.

Guess who HASN'T READ THE PLAY.

Guess who HAS ONLY BULLSHITTED HALF A PAGE.

Guess who WISHES SHE PICKED A DIFFERENT AUTHOR.

Guess who MAY BE A LITTLE OBSESSED WITH TAI.

Guess who CAN'T READ THE NAME SAMUEL BECKETT WITHOUT SUBSTITUTING A "WILLIAM" IN THERE.

Guess who's DADS NAME WAS WILLIAM ( Read more... )

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If you want to make me like, the happiest girl on the planet you'll go and listen to these songs for me ( Read more... )

SU-FI ( Read more... )