Voicemail / Disclaimer

[myownface]

"I get my own phone? I get my own PHONE. You have GOT to realize that's going to mean you'll get my voicemail all the time, right? I mean, they can't hand me my own PHONE and then expect me to not use it, so leave a message on my voicemail for me and I'll get back to you, unless I don't. And if that's the case I guess you're going to have to try

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Phone day!

[not_every_mage]

[From here]

"First, egotistically, I'm a lot better in bed than your nonexistent sister -- not that you're ever going to find out. Second, we don't even know each other, so I'm hardly crushed you don't want me. And third, why do people keep calling me to tell me about their sex lives? Is this some spring tradition?"

Re: Phone day!

[myownface]

[Went here, here, here, and here!]