chocolate torte is fuckin delicious!!!!!!!!

my child took his Timon doll and wrapped a rope around his neck and hung him from a door knob. now he is hitting scooby doo in the head with a hammer. i really don't know where he gets this shit..demonic.

me and lisa saw this hat at the mall tonight and it said:
I'm rad
you're rad
let's hug.
it was rad..woulda been better if it said let's fuck.

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crackers are yummy.

my words are not always an expression of my feelings..they are an interlude of my thoughts, which are not always connected with my heart.

There are always so many unspoken thoughts.
How do you choose which ones you should allow the world to hear.

my new line of skank:

skankola
skanksalot
skankalicious
skankitup
skanktime
skankin around
skankshit
skankhoe
skankbag

god im bored.
good thing its time to go home so i can skankitup.

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baked four cheese ravioli are like heaven.

i'm in love.

go away.

so this morning i go to my parents house as usual to drop Gage off...and there's and Anole in the foyer (a lizard for all you non herpetilogical people)..the cat probably either brought it in or he ran in when someone had the door open. No big deal. I'll just pick him up and throw him outside. Except i did not know until i picked him up that he was ( Read more... )