CAPTAIN SHORT vs THE AP EURO PAPER OF DOOOOM
It all started on a cold January night in Princeton, New Jersey. Alexandra Paige was innocently sitting at her computer doing nothing productive the homework she's been putting off all break and minding her own beeswax....
...when all of a sudden, disaster struck! Our poor, innocent heroine was suddenly attacked by her arch nemesis: THE AP EURO PAPER OF DOOOOOM.
Alexandra Paige was terrified. After all, out of every supervillain in the world, THE AP EURO PAPER OF DOOOOOM is said to be the worst! Her shocked fear lasted for only a couple seconds, however. She was instantly aware of what she needed to do.
With a click of her trusty Duck Hunt gun (not pictured), our heroine transformed herfelf into...
...Cap'n Short! The owner of Hell, the NJL and everything of important in between.
THE AP EURO PAPER OF DOOOOOM recognized her easily, although he hid his obvious fear well.
Through an intense battle involving a computer, a duck hunt gun, Austria, Russia, and a couple bottles of grape juice, THE AP EURO PAPER OF DOOOOM was defeated.
And Cap'n Short/Alexandra Paige lived happily ever after in college.
THE END
Cap'n Short copyright 2003 NJL/vanagontwisty
Okay. I'm really going to start my paper now.
...when all of a sudden, disaster struck! Our poor, innocent heroine was suddenly attacked by her arch nemesis: THE AP EURO PAPER OF DOOOOOM.
Alexandra Paige was terrified. After all, out of every supervillain in the world, THE AP EURO PAPER OF DOOOOOM is said to be the worst! Her shocked fear lasted for only a couple seconds, however. She was instantly aware of what she needed to do.
With a click of her trusty Duck Hunt gun (not pictured), our heroine transformed herfelf into...
...Cap'n Short! The owner of Hell, the NJL and everything of important in between.
THE AP EURO PAPER OF DOOOOOM recognized her easily, although he hid his obvious fear well.
Through an intense battle involving a computer, a duck hunt gun, Austria, Russia, and a couple bottles of grape juice, THE AP EURO PAPER OF DOOOOM was defeated.
And Cap'n Short/Alexandra Paige lived happily ever after in college.
THE END
Cap'n Short copyright 2003 NJL/vanagontwisty
Okay. I'm really going to start my paper now.