Today is the day my mother spit me out of her vagina. Since everyone has insisted on celebrating it for so long, 17 years now, it’s officially a national holiday. On this one day MY WORD IS LAW
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At the time I wrote this I had been awake nearly 48 hours. I’m no longer sure whether I did it to be funny, or because I was so far gone that I didn’t notice.
Regardless of excuses I can’t stand you. Everything about you galls me. So just don’t associate yourself with me, in any way, shape, or form. Ever. And I’ll do my best to do the same.
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Oh man
Coconut
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At the time I wrote this I had been awake nearly 48 hours. I’m no longer sure whether I did it to be funny, or because I was so far gone that I didn’t notice.
Regardless of excuses I can’t stand you. Everything about you galls me. So just don’t associate yourself with me, in any way, shape, or form. Ever. And I’ll do my best to do the same.
Here’s hoping you go into a coma soon.
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Deal
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY! *super long birthday deathug*
^_^
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