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The Beginning~[Dum dUm dum?]
001. What is your name? Melissa-Kathleen Frazier Meinhard
002. Spell your name backwards: Drahniem Reizarf Neelhtak-Assilem
003. Date of birth: 06-25-76
004. Male or female? female
005. Astrological sign: Cancer
006. Nicknames: mostly people just call me MK because my damned name is too long, or Meliisa...my family call me Malicious or Mal and a few people call me Mel
007. Occupation? Disabled Children's Lead at Barnes & Noble
008. Height: really short
009. Weight: really fat, tho i have been losing weight since getting pregnant which is really odd
010. Hair color: brunettish...Dave says i have auburn hair
011 Where were you born? Whittier, California
013. Where do you reside now? Cumberland, Virginia
014. Age: 29 1/2
015. Screen names: Iluvmybaronie--its a standard email name, Emma Kah--my Nomme de Plume for pornography, and on Moral Decay i have tons, Squeaky, Ouisch, Sandra, Sadiemae, and countless others
016. E-mail address: Iluvmybaronie@excite.com
017. What does your screen name stand for? Barone is my estranged dog, currently living in the LA area and i luv him, Emma Kah is how you say the letters "M K" in spanish, (or close enough, i bastardised it to make it sound like a name) and my MD characters are mostly women of the Manson Family
018. What's your diary's name? like LJ? Myrabrady
019. What does your diary's name stand for? if Myra Hindley would have married Ian Brady her name would be Myra Brady
020. What kind of pets do you have? 2 black cats, Bast and Guenhwyvar (Guenny) 1 brindled cat Hodor who looks like a cross-eyed raccoon, 1 black dog, Willow, 1 dog that looks like a lion/bear mix named Chewbacca and 2 rats, 1 hooded --Rasputin and 1 solid white named Percival and a stupid dachshund--Flash
021. Number of candles you blew out on your last birthday cake? isnt that the same are my age? 29
022. Piercings: 7 i think in my ears but i never wear earrings
023. Tattoos? on my back i have Om Mani Padme Hum with a lotus around it
024. Shoe size? tiny, but i cant remember the # becaseu i havent bought shoes in a long time
025. Righty or lefty? righty
026. Wearing: blue and white striped shorts and a green tank top, its tough to find comfy clothes when you are 7 months pregnant
027. Hearing: the sound of heavy machines digging a septic tank for my new house
028. Feeling: getting hungry and i have heartburn
029. Eating/drinking: drinking coffee
~Friends Stuff~
Which one of your friends is the....
030. Craziest? Bradford my co-worker he is certifiable, or Pam another of my co-workers
031. Loudest? Pam again tho she isnt a "friend" i have to spend a lot of time around her
032. Nicest? Sarah or Phillip
033. Bitchiest? Echo, while she is very sweet, she isnt someone you would want to cross
034. Life of the party? Chelsea
035. Jock? Stephanie, she is going to school to be a PE teacher, but thats just coz she wants to have sex with women ;)
036. Prep? Prolly Stephanie, because i think she is the only person I know who wears ironed clothes that match..on purpose even!
037. Rebel? Zack i would say
038. Cutest? like little fuzzy bunny cute?i would say Alexis or Cheryl coz they are the youngest and would hate the most being called "little fuzzy bunny cute"
039. Best friend of the same sex? Chelsea because she has known me the longest tho she is much more like a sister than a friend
040. Best friend of the opposite sex?: Ed or Zack
041. Most popular? i would say Lindsay, she knows a lot of people
042. Rudest? Zack, he says things for shock value, like he will tell you "women arent really people coz they have no souls" and his favourite pasttime is "Killing Niggas"
043. Most shy? Receiving Matt, god i love to make him blush, and Ed tho he is mostly immune to me anymore
044. Dumbest? Pam that women can be like a fucking box of rocks sometimes but she really tries to be nice
045. Smartest? Zack, whenever I have a problem thats nagging me about Calculus or Chinese I go to him, but thats coz we are booksmart, I dunno who would be the most streetsmart, Echo prolly
046. Weirdest? thats tough to say from my POV because they all look normal compared to me, possibly my protege Cheryl
047. Has the best hair? I always liked 'Chess's mohawk
048. Best personality? everyone has their faults i guess and everyone has their perks
049. Most talented? Echo
050. Most ghetto? i dont think i have any ghetto friends
051. Most spoiled? chelsea coz she is also an only child or Echo
052. Drama queen? Echo
053. Pain in the butt? Pam or Zack
054. Funniest? Ed
055. Best advice giver? Chelsea and Ed
056. Druggie? a lot of my friends have done or do drugs, but none to the extreme
057. Most likely to join a cult? Stephanie because she is the most religious I think
058. Have you lost touch with a good friend recently? almost all of them
059. Person you've been friends with the longest? Chelsea and Echo
060. How many friends do you have on your buddy list? tons
~Guys/Love/Kissing/And Other Stuff~
061. Have you ever been in love? Yes.
062. How many people have you told "I love you"? too many to count
063. How many people have you been in love with? 3 I would say
064. How many people have you kissed? i cant count that high
065. Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex? many
066. How many people have you dated? lots
067. What do you look for in a guy/girl? pulse, shyness, willingness to submit and be dominant, and MUST have an open mind
068. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Shyness
069. What type of girl/guy do you usually go for? the easy ones
070. Do you have a bf/gf? i have a husband
071. If so where did you meet them? we were at a party, it was Feb 11th 1995 and he had no shirt on and had his nipples pierced. I walked up to him and asked if i could lick them. We went home together that night
072. What do you like most about your bf/gf? Dave tolerates me which is more than a lot of people do, and he indulges my whims
073. Do you have a crush right now? other than my husband nah
074. If so who is it? N/A
075. Do you believe in love at first sight? Nope.
076. Do you remember your first love? Yes
077. Who is the first person you kissed? Christian Barrios...yup thats right I kissed a Christian, soured me against them ever since
078. Do you believe in fate? i believe in Karma
79. Do you believe in soul mates? Dave is my soulmate
080. If so, do you believe you'll ever find yours? already got him
????Where the heck are 81-103????
~Family Stuff~
104. How many siblings do you have? 2 step siblings
105. What are your parents names? Robert Bruce Frazier and Kathi Frazier
106. Siblings names? Rob and Anthony tho they are step
107. How many siblings does your mother have? 2 surviving
108. How many siblings does your father have? 2
109. Where are your parents from? Mom was born in Yakima, Washington but moved to the LA area when she was 5 and Dad was born in Glendale CA and moved to Whittier CA when he was young
110. Is your family close? i'm not close to them but they are close
111. Does your family get together for holidays? yup, and i am too far away to go
112. Do you have a drunk uncle? nope
113. Any medical problems run through your family? depression, obesity and some other fun stuff
114. Does someone in your family wear a toupee? Nope all the men have hair
115. Do you have any nieces or nephews? nope
116. Are your parents divorced? yep
117. Do you have step parents? a step mom Ana
118. Has your family ever disowned another member of your family? Nope
119. If so for what? n/a
120. Did some of your family come to *your current country* from another country? on both sides they came from germany and england, dads side has scottish too
~Music Stuff~
121. What song do you swear was written about you or your life? i used to think it was Under the Bridge by RHCP or Psycho Killer by Talking Heads
122. What's the most embarrassing CD you own? the Hair soundtrack prolly
123. What's the best CD you own? any of my Smiths CDs
124. What song do you absolutely hate? most songs usually
125. Do you sing in the shower? No.
126. What song reminds you of that special someone? anything by Outkast, Anthrax and Cypress Hill
~Favorites~
152. Color: blue
153. Food: Thai food
154. Song: Hand that Rocks the Cradle by the Smiths
155. Show: How I Met Your Mother and Lost
156. School subject: Astronomy
157. Band/singer: The Smiths
158. Animal: Rat
159. Outfit: nothing at all! my Nuddie pants! my birthday suit! nothin' but a grin!
160. Radio station: WNRN or if I were in LA KROQ
161. Movie: Desperate Living I fucking LOVE that movie but just saw Pirates XXX and loved that one too, pretty good for porn (plotwise)
162. Pair of shoes: my comfy vans prolly, tho they look stupid they are so comfy
163. Cartoon: Simpsons or South Park
164. Actor: Ed Norton
165. Actress: Mink Stole
166. Potato chips: Munchos
167. Drink: Mt Dew
168. Alcholic drink: Tanq. 10 and olive juice, god I would kill for some gin, as soon as i have this kid and can drink...I have been craving gin like whores crave penicillin
169. Holiday: I wanna see my family in LA or Las Vegas
170. Perfume/cologne: ACK!!! NONE!
171. Pizza topping: nothing that grows out of the grownd
172. Jello flavor: any, i just want some jello now! thank you fuckwit, suggesting that to a pregnant woman!
173. Lunch meat: turkey
174. Board game: Backgammon...all the way!
175. Video game: Civ III or currently i'm hooked on Neverwinter Nights
176. Website: http://www.squeakyfromme.org/ tho Ergot hasnt updated in a long time
177. Book: anything that i have read by Barbara Kingsolver or Tom Robbins
178. Computer game: oooooooooooooer, see above "video game"
179. Number: NINE! teh best # ever and you have to be a true intellectual to understand so I wont go into it here
180. Breakfast: *quoting Stewie* CLICK CLICK BLOODY CLICK PANCAKES!!!
181. Comedian: Eddie Izzard
182. Dessert: Ice cream
183. Disney character: Djali
184. Clothing store: Goodwill
185. Past time: masturbation
186. Teacher: Mr. Highfill, who taught astronomy
187. Childhood toy: i loved my Nintendo
188. Carnival game/ride: the Zipper
189. Candy bar: i love them all
190. Magazine: National Geographic or Astronomy
191. Salad dressing: ranch
192. Thing to do on the weekend: sleep, screw
193. Place to go: my front porch
194. Season: hmmm, i like the violent storms in summer but hate the heat
195. Sport to watch: American Football.
196. Person to talk to online: Ed
197. What color are your sheets? puce? the colour of fleas! (tho there are no fleas in my bed ironically)
198. What color are your bedroom walls? wood paneling
199. do you have posters on your wall? no
200. If so of what? N/A
201. Do you have a tv in your bedroom? no
202. How many pillows are on your bed? Two. and 1 on my nightstand and 1 on the floor
203. What do you normally sleep in? tshirt and knickers
204. Describe your favorite pair of pajamas: none
205. What size bed do you have? double
206. Do you have a waterbed/ bunkbed /daybed? Nope, just a normal bed.
207. Do you have your own phone line in your bedroom? nope
208. Do you listen to music while trying to fall asleep? nope
209. Describe the last nightmare you had: Dave was mean to me...as nightmares go i dont have many
210. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? No. unless the Dachshund brings his slimy stuffed unicorn to bed with him
211. How many people can comfortably sleep in your bed? One. tho Dave and I cram into it with the dog and a few cats
212. Do you sleep in any unusual positions? before getting pregnant i needed to sleep on my stomach, now i aint comfy no matter what
213. Do you have to share your bedroom with a sibling? no
214. Do you snore? enough to wake the neighbours
215. How about drool? sure which is more than when I'm awake, which is substantial
216. Do you have an alarm clock in your room? Yes. 3 of them, 4 including daves watch
217. What color is the carpet in your room? no carpet, psychidelic tile
218. What's under your bed? cinder blocks, dust, spiders, dirty clothes
220. Doughnuts/bagels: Doughnuts
221. Day/night: Night
222. Wicked witch of the east/wicked witch of the west: west
223. Heaven/hell: Nirvana or Earth
224. Make love/have sex: fucking
225. Coffee/tea: both i really love unsweetended iced tea, but life isnt worth living without coffee
226. Hamburgers/hotdogs: both
227. Rap/rock: Rock
228. Britney/Christina: i just liek the cartoon where Britney is kidnapped and raped by a gang of thugs under Christinas command
229. Swiss cheese/american cheese: blergh, neither, cheddar, or gorgonzola or munster, or provelone
230. Real World/Road Rules: fuck MTV
231. Backstreet Boys/*Nsync: those arent real people just mindless automatons
232. Silver/gold: white gold or 24k yellow
233. Nike/Adidas: neither, stupid brand names
234. McDonalds/Taco Bell: I love Taco Bell so much I have a whole repetoire of songs dedicated to them *clears throat and sings along to the Villiage People's Macho Man* "TACO, TACO BELL! i LIKE TO EAT AT TACO BELL!"
235. Sweet/sour: both
236. Punk/emo: Punk
237. Hot/cold: Cold
238. Winter/summer: summer storms
239. Spring/fall: Fall
241. Read/watch tv: Read
242. CDs/tapes: my cd player in my car doesnt work so its books on take for me...but you can burn porn to cds
243. DVDs/VHS: DVDs
244. Old/new: Old
245. Shorts/skirts: Skirts
246. Pink/red: Red
247. Colored pictures/black & white: B&W
248. meat/vegetables: Meat
249. Mexican food/chinese food: both tho its easier to get authentic mexican
250. Commercials/infomercials: commercials
251. Scary movies/comedies: Comedies. tho i do like R&R
252. Bikinis/one piece bathing suits: Bikinis tho i cant pull it off
253. Sandals/tennis shoes: fuzzy slippers
254. Dogs/cats: both
255. Unicorns/fairies: balrogs
256. Water/land: Land
257. Sugar/spice: Sugar
258. Black/white: Black
259. Ribbons/bows: alligator clips
260. Chicken/beef: Chicken
261. Colored Christmas lights/regular white Christmas lights: electrical tape
262. Austin Powers/James Bond: 007
263. which comes first girls/ boys: women cum before the guy, coz if not they dont cum at all
264. Popcorn/pretzels: Popcorn
265. Hip/hop: knockwurst
266. Passionate kiss/peck: cunnilingus
267. WWE wrestling/ real wrestling: WWE keeps the husband out of my way
270. Pens/pencils: Pencils
~What Is Your Opinion Of The Following~
271. Eminem: is creative
272. Virgins: are fun to seduce
273. God: Spinoza's god...god is in physics and science
274. The Osbournes: are British and faultless
275. Reality TV: boring
276. J.Lo: "eat more folic acid or I will sing again!"
277. Religion: keeps the average person sane and the crazies fundamentalist..i think it has something to do with temporal lobe epilepsy
278. Emo music: bores me and makes me want to kill tweens
279. Valentine's Day: pagans were cool, then the Christians had to go and fuck everything up
280. Christina Aguilera's comeback: Where the hell did she go?
281. Homosexuals: should be left alone by conservatives
282. Abortion: should be manditory...since i got pregnant I have never felt so strongly for abortion, I have been so miserible that no woman should have to go through this unless they REALLY want a baby
283. Inter-racial relationships: inter-species relationships are more polemic
284. Murder: is the case that they gave me? (Dave would appreciate that one)
285. Death: is manditory
286. Obesity: more cushion for the pushin'
287. Pre-marital sex: a pre-requisite to marriage
288 Terrorism: cures depression
289. Porno: takes most of my free time
290. Fortune teller?: is a great deal of fun
291. Threesomes: What is "My current fantasy?" Mr. Trebeck
292. Prostitution: LEGALIZE IT MUTHERFUCKERS!!!
293. Politics: everyone talks about it but no one does anything about it
294. Country music: the funny songs amuse me, the love songs should be torched
295. George W. Bush: how are we supposed to believe he was honestly elected...TWICE!
296. Cloning: do it, harvest people for organs and all the scary sci-fi crap, i'm on the side of the scientists
297: Britney's boobs: look good in that cartoon all bondaged up with ugly old men ejaculating on them
298. Gas prices in America: fuck Bush and his oil cronies, I wish i could afford to buy a bio deisel car and make my home solar powered
Name Game~What Do You Think Of When You Hear These Common
Names?...
299. Jack: Black
300. Tiffany: Malls
301. Ben: Johnson...spoke latin was wasnt put to death because of it
302. Maria: Ave Maria...birds?
303. Jennifer: awe...my friend Jen the 7th Day adventist lesbian
304. Nicole: a childhood friend, we spent most of our time naked playing dirty games
305. Amy: Tan
306. Adam: college friend
308. Justin: Canadian Hockey and letting me pop his zits (i can cum just thinking about it)
309. Arnold: poor California
310. Tom: uncle's cabin
311. Melissa: honey-bee
312. Charlotte: north carolina
313. Harold: Bloom, the main character from James Joyce's Ulysses and also an author who critiques a lot of Shakespeare
314. John: Butler, a former manager of mine
315. Joel: a Jewish guy I used to know, he had a really hot asian friend who I seduced once
316. Vanessa: i went to high school with a chick Vanessa Abon, she was from Peru and wanted to be an astronaut
317. Michelle: what people usually call me when they cant remember my name
318. Kevin: Trumbull, a friend of mine, never stops talking
319. Brent: wood, where OJ Simpson lived and hunted
320. Jake: Jake Ryan from 16 Candles
321. Billy: Smith this crazy mofo I used to work with, everyone said that Dominik from my novel was him, but it wasnt
322. Natalie: i miss you Nat!
323. Sarah: Stroud from work, such a great person
325. Nick: Cave
326. Matthew: secudible receiving guy or Ogrerex/Anasthesia
327. Taylor: i have a cousin named that
328. Jordan: country or the river that seperates said country from Israel
329. Jamie: Mrs. Portillo's Fling, a short scary story i wrote
330. Britney: Gary Roberts
Have You Ever....~
331. Mooned anyone? yes
332. Been on a diet? yes
333. Been to a foreign country? a few
334. Broken a bone? My right thumb
335. Swallowed a tooth/cap/filling? maybe when i was a kid
336. Swore at a teacher? sure some teachers and i were pretty close
337. Talked to an LJ member via e-mails or instant messages? Cath is the only person i met off LJ that i have on msn
338. Got in a fight? Yeah
339. Dated a teacher? we never got *that* close
340. Laughed so hard you peed your pants? No
341. Thought about killing your enemy? Oh yes.
342. Gone skinny dipping? yup
343. Met another LJ member in the flesh? just people i already knew
344. Told a little white lie? today?
345. Told a secret you swore not to tell? sure i have
346. Used a foreign object to masturbate? my Viberator is made in California tho it claims to be Swedish, so...
347. Misused a swear word and it sounded absolutely stupid? nothing i ever say is stupid :D
348. Been on tv? a few times
349. Been on the radio? a few times
350. Been in a mosh pit? used to a lot when i was younger
351. Been to a concert? more than i can count
352. Dated one of your best friends? when i was in high school
353. Loved someone so much it makes you cry? Oh yes.
354. Decieved somebody close to you? yup
355. Broken the law? yup
356. Been to a rodeo? Nope.
357. Been on a talk show? in high school
358. Been on a game show? price is right, but wasnt picked
359. Been on an airplane? Yep.
360. Got to ride on a firetruck? YEAH! the 4th of July parade my senior year in high school, coz i was the mascot
361. Came close to dying? a few times, who knows i didnt?
362. Cheated on a bf/gf? i have done some questionable things
363. Gave someone a piggy back ride? Yep.
364. Terrorized a babysitter? Yep, and terrorized the kids i babysat...ask Cheryl!
365. Made a mud pie? yup
366. Had a dream that your falling off a cliff? Yep
367. Snuck out of the house at night? Yup
368. Been so drunk you don't remember your name? No, been so drunk i fergot other things tho
369. Had an eating disorder? any diet is an eating disorder
370. Felt like you didn't belong? usually, its when i feel like i belong i get nervous
371. Felt like the 3rd wheel? never let it bother me
372. Smoked? not since before getting pregnant
373. Done drugs? street drugs? not for a long time, prescription? daily
374. Stolen money from a poor person begging on the street? I asked and he gave it to me! it was for a phone call, homeless people can be so nice
375. Had your tonsils removed? Nope.
376. Gone to camp? Cheerleading camp...again when i was the mascot