My son, the class clown...
My 10yo son was assigned an essay describing how food travels through the human digestive system. Here's what he handed in...
Dear butcher
Hi, I’m Perry pepperoni from the town of Pizza and I’m J’s favorite food. I was minding my own business when there was a strong gale. Then the sun was very hot and part of Pizza was cut off and I blacked out. When I woke up I was in a very wet and spongy cave. I found a sign saying “J'S MOUTH. GIANT FUN RIDE” so I, Cherry cheese and Crag crust went down to check it out. We had no choice; we fell down after they turned the saliva on.
After we fell down the weird tube we saw a plaque saying that we fell down the esophagus and we are in the stomach. It also said that this is the last thing we will ever read. It was quiet in there. But then, out of nowhere are legs started burning up and the stomach was becoming smaller. The last thing I remember was a even longer tube called the” SMALL INTESTINE”. It felt like in there that my soul was being sucked out but really it was just my nutrients. I had a more fun time in a very big tube called the large intestine which was taking me to my final grave known as the rectum.
My friends are telling me that they found my body in a black lump. I am sending this letter for you from the sea of Toilet.
Sincerely, Perry
Dear butcher
Hi, I’m Perry pepperoni from the town of Pizza and I’m J’s favorite food. I was minding my own business when there was a strong gale. Then the sun was very hot and part of Pizza was cut off and I blacked out. When I woke up I was in a very wet and spongy cave. I found a sign saying “J'S MOUTH. GIANT FUN RIDE” so I, Cherry cheese and Crag crust went down to check it out. We had no choice; we fell down after they turned the saliva on.
After we fell down the weird tube we saw a plaque saying that we fell down the esophagus and we are in the stomach. It also said that this is the last thing we will ever read. It was quiet in there. But then, out of nowhere are legs started burning up and the stomach was becoming smaller. The last thing I remember was a even longer tube called the” SMALL INTESTINE”. It felt like in there that my soul was being sucked out but really it was just my nutrients. I had a more fun time in a very big tube called the large intestine which was taking me to my final grave known as the rectum.
My friends are telling me that they found my body in a black lump. I am sending this letter for you from the sea of Toilet.
Sincerely, Perry