i want two hands so i can

[myriad_inertia]

play games
type
cut my own food
bathe myself
ride a bike again
open my own bottles
leave this house
et cetra.. :-x

inertia to the max

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with one hand you can:

[clarrrk]

-skilfully handle a pipe
-scratch your head
-masturbate

yeah, having one hand does kind of suck.
but being heavy metal rules.