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[myrmedon]

Jor0112358: I'm like Phoebe Light, anorexic and bulemic!
phoebered33: thats me! hate eatin, love pukin!

She claims it's not true. Comment to give Phoebe a good body image.

Comments

[thephoeblerelf]

my body image is just FINE, thanks. and all this talk is making me wanna go eat a twinkie reeeally fast and puke it up in disgust with myself. im kidding.

sorry if that sarcasm offended anyone.

[topsy_kitten]

Oh! boosting someone's self image! i'm good at this! let me try!

My dearest Phoebe,
You have the grace of a chocolate lab on a newly waxed floor
Your hair is as soft as straw
Your eyes sparkle like fresh coal
You have the body of whale, or perhaps of a boulder
Your voice is as lovely as nails on a chalkboard
You have the nose of an anteater, the slender fingers of a mountain gorilla
Your walk as daintily as a duck on dry land
Yes, my dearest Phoebe, your beauty is unmatched by any other

Hope that helped =P

[thephoeblerelf]

haha, oh god, diane. did you see cayla and i crying at rent? that was horrible! not the movie, the crying. but it was SAD....

[raisinous_fiend]

My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun;
Coral is far more red than her lips' red;
If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun;
If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head.
I have seen roses damask'd, red and white,
But no such roses see I in her cheeks;
And in some perfumes is there more delight
Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks.
I love to hear her speak, yet well I know
That music hath a far more pleasing sound;
I grant I never saw a goddess go;
My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground.
And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare
As any she belied with false compare.

William Shakespeare

[topsy_kitten]

eh, my... um... poem... is So much better than this... william shakespeare guy =P

[myrmedon]

wow. We're being really nice to poor Phoebe today. And what did big Willie know anyway? He never even met Phoebe. Although S-diddy did have some mastah rhymes.

[topsy_kitten]

eh, its Phoebe. who needs to be nice to her?

i'm just kidding phoebe, you're awesome =)

[aclockworkapple]

Jorgan M Harris (note the lack of a period), did you block me on AIM? I was online at 5:30.

[thephoeblerelf]

um, guys? thanks and all, but my body image is just fine...jory just happened to be particularly tickled by my lovely sarcasm-via aim-and i guess decided to post it for all the world to see. so um, no need for self-esteem boosters.

except for the shakespear guy. who ARE you? you are GOOD.

p.s. geoffery, its spelled jorgen, not jorgan. just so you know.

[raisinous_fiend]

thank you.. thank you very much.

i dunno if i'm good.. shakespeare's good tho.

hi! i'm natalia *offers virtual hand to shake*

[thephoeblerelf]

*virtually shakes your hand* i admire your use of quotes in times like this...

[topsy_kitten]

yeah, i know your body image is fine. i just couldnt resist the urge to insult someone... especially you, because you're just so much fun to tease =P