Not necessarily in this order, please

[myselfisnotyou]

JOHN MORRIS THINGS TO DO BEFORE PROM:
*Shower ( a few times) USE SOAP
- Make shampoo faux hawk...
*Buy a bib
*Shave face
*Get hair cut
*Bring chips and dip
*Buy disposable camera
* paint nails
* Pick up parcel from dale (ROOFIES)
* Pretend to be working out when Lauren Sean and Alesha come to get you
* hide power ranger toys so Lauren doesn’t think

Comments

[evil_ambience]

Quite frankly, I'm shocked and offended at my list. I can't believe you think I'd use roofies, as opposed to just knocking you out with liquor.

[myselfisnotyou]

youre right that was dumb of me.

[bagelboy666]

LMAO! That was amazing!!!

[bagelboy666]

oh yeah, I have Wednesday off.

[shesharocks]

"when i think about you i touch myself" indeed

[changeme42]

Blondie didnt sing that song. It was the Divinyls, get it right.

[myselfisnotyou]

blondie sang it once

or twice
in the shower

shut up