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Volume 1.
Isshin: That boy...why doesn't he come to me with his problems?
Karin: Are you serious? I wouldn't bring my problems to you either. Your over fourty yet you have the emotional maturity of a preschooler.
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Orihime: I bought leeks, butter, bananas and bean jelly jam!♥
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Tatsuki: Are you freakin' STUPID!?
Orihime: DOn't be rude! I'm totally not stupid!
Tatsuki: Why, Orihime? Why would you blow something like that?
Orihime: I blew something?
Tatsuki: Uh, yea! You gotta reach out and grab it!
Orihime: Grab...it?
Tatsuki: Yes! If he asks if you want him to walk you home, you say "oh, yea" and pretend your leg is killing you and hang on to his arm. Then when you get to a nice secluded spot along the way...Shove him into the shadows, and...THROW HIM TO THE GROUND!!
Orihime: (spits out tea) TATSUKI!!
Tatsuki: Hmmm, actually you could just shove those magnificent boobs in his face and let HIM attack YOU! Then it'd be all HIS fault!
Orihime:...boobs...?
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VOLUME 2:
Ichigo: Why a duck?
Rukia: DOn't worry about it. They're in demand, so you take what you can get! I tried to get you that adorable rabbit chappy!
Ichigo: You...wanted the bunn?
Rukia: What?! Don't look at me like that! So I like bunnies?
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Keigo: What strange development is this?
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VOLUME THREE:
Ichigo: (thinking) what in the name of all thats magical is she doing here?!!
Yuzu: She's waving. A friend of yours, Ichigo?
Ichigo: No! Never seen her before!! Not ever! Never!
Karin: Hmm...she looks kinda familiar...
Ichigo: Oh, now I remember!!We were best friends in junior high!!Like brother and sister!!Its been so long! Give us a moment to reminise-alone!!
I'll go set her straight!!You guys go ahead to mom's grave!!
Yuzu: Set her straight?
Karin: Aha!
Yuzu: Aha?! "Aha" what?!
Karin: Well...he's getting to that age.
Yuzu: What?! What age?! KARIN?! NO!!
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Kon: Phew! My face hurts from frowning for so long. How does Ichigo do it?
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VOLUME FOUR:
Ichigo: Wait, wait!!
Rukia: What?
Ichigo: ISn't that the school bathroom's broom!? Where'd you get that!?
Rukia: (silence)...from school.
Ichigo: Take it back right now!!
Rukia: Hmph...I didn't know you were so square.
Ichigo: I'm not! It's just common sence!! Hey, don't put that on my floor! Thats gross!!
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Kon: DARN!! Why are all of Ichigo's friends out of their flippin minds?! I just wanna be loved!!
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Ichigo: He...looks a lot like...me...
Teacher: It is you, you MORON!! BEYOND A DOUBT!!
Ichigo: It's my long lost twin brother. I thought I'd never see him again. (monotone voice)
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Keigo: Nothing to do?! I ask you to hang out with me all the time!! Oh! SO thats why you always turn down my invitations!! While we were having fun like idiots, you've been locking yourself in your room learning! You WIERDO!! NERD!!
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VOLUME FIVE:
Orihime: Faries! Flying fairies are talking to me!
Shuno: Hmph. Nice reaction! Very Nice!!
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Tsubaki: Theres no time for introductions!! Captain Talky McTopknot!!!
Shuno: Th-that hurt, Tsubaki.
Tsubaki: Good! YOur saying stupid things!!!
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VOLUME SIX:
KOn: OW! IT's gonna break, its gonna break! This is Ichigo's body, y'know!? You'll break it!! I LOOK LIKE THE NIKE LOGO!!
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VOLUME SEVEN:
Kon: What're you doing?!
Ichigo: Back, Stinky! DOn't touch me! Get away!!
KOn: Is this how you treat a friend who's endured a nightmare of captivity?!
Ichigo: Your not my friend, Toilet Hugger!!
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Urahara: Ha Ha...believe it or not , this is your training room! We used our uber technology to make this overnight for you!
Ichigo: For real? Is it your policy to ignore your customers just to advance the story?
Tessai:...
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VOLUME EIGHT:
Zangets: Screaming like a woman. Such composure. Very promising!
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Orihime: I wonder how Ichigo's training is going.
Tsubaki: Your daydreaming! Give me that sausage! I must consume it!!
Shuno: This is her third lunch today...Is it healthy for a girl your age to eat so much?
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Yuzu: Have some chocolate covered banana! Its good! Open wide!
Karin: Open WIde!!
IChigo: I don't want any! What are you guys doing all the way over here?!
Yuzu: WHAT! YOU WON'T EAT MY BANANA?!
Ichigo: Turn down the volume!! Are you drunk or something?!
Isshin: I'm absolutely wasted.
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Kon: Yeah! Thats gonna be my body for a while! STOP TOUCHING IT!!
Ichigo: Hey!!
Kon: Oh! Orihime, you can touch it as much as you want. ♥
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VOLUME NINE:
Jimbado: Ichigo, huh? What a cute little name that is...
Ichigo: It's not cute!! The "ichi" part means "first place" and the "go" stands for "gaurdian"! Theres nothing cute about it!!
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Ganju: Why you crazy dandelion-looking freak!! Are you picking a fight with me?!!
Ichigo: You picked the fight, pig straddler!!! You stared in on me for no reason!! What kind of moron are you?!
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Ganju: (to Ichigo) Try not to turn into fluff and blow away!!!
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VOLUME TEN:
Ichigo: Ca...Catnip!? What the heck was I dreaming about?!
Ganju: How should I know?! I ain't the dream police.
Ichigo:Unh...man, I was sleeping hard...Why was I sleeping here? Did I sleep well?
Ganju: How should I know!?
Ichigo:What're you doing?
Ganju: None of your freakin' business...GO away!
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VOLUME ELEVEN:
Kenpachi: Blast!! Another deadend!!
Yachiru: You have no sense of direction, Kenny.
Kenpachi: SILENCE! (anger mark)!! If was your hunch that brought us hear!!
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Hanatoro: I got yelled at again...
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11th #1: What
11th #2: Are you doing:
Ganju: Huh?
Ichigo: What do you mean? We totally have a hostage.
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VOLUME FOURTEEN:
Hanatoro: (about the hollow mask) It's ugly and scary! Lets throw it away!
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Yorouichi: Give it to me. Do as I say!
Ichigo:O...okay...take it...please! (grumbles the following)Geez! You didn't have to look so mean. If you wanted it, why didn't you say so?
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Yorouichi: You're a bigger prude than I expected. Have you never seen a naked girl before? eh?
Ichigo: Just get dressed.
Yorouichi: Are you sure? This may be your last chance to see one?
Ichigo: Thats none of your business! Just put some clothes on!!
Yorouichi: Hmph...wheres yoru sense of humor? People must think your a terrible bore.
Ichigo: NO, and even if they did, what do you care? (anger mark) Whoa! Why aren't you wearing pants?1 Your supposed to get dressed from the bottome up!! Hurry up and put pants on for Pete's sake!!
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Ichigo: I'm rejecting all of your protests! GOt that?!
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Sentaro: Sorry, sir! My unending respect for you would not allow me to sit idly by, sir!
Kiyone: Hey! No fair! Sentaro! That goes for me too, sir!! I love you...I mean I respect you more than he does, sir!!
Ukitake:...
Sentaro: What?! No way! I respect the captain more!! You wannt piece of me, booger girl?!
Kiyone: Serve it up!!
Isshin: That boy...why doesn't he come to me with his problems?
Karin: Are you serious? I wouldn't bring my problems to you either. Your over fourty yet you have the emotional maturity of a preschooler.
---
Orihime: I bought leeks, butter, bananas and bean jelly jam!♥
---
Tatsuki: Are you freakin' STUPID!?
Orihime: DOn't be rude! I'm totally not stupid!
Tatsuki: Why, Orihime? Why would you blow something like that?
Orihime: I blew something?
Tatsuki: Uh, yea! You gotta reach out and grab it!
Orihime: Grab...it?
Tatsuki: Yes! If he asks if you want him to walk you home, you say "oh, yea" and pretend your leg is killing you and hang on to his arm. Then when you get to a nice secluded spot along the way...Shove him into the shadows, and...THROW HIM TO THE GROUND!!
Orihime: (spits out tea) TATSUKI!!
Tatsuki: Hmmm, actually you could just shove those magnificent boobs in his face and let HIM attack YOU! Then it'd be all HIS fault!
Orihime:...boobs...?
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VOLUME 2:
Ichigo: Why a duck?
Rukia: DOn't worry about it. They're in demand, so you take what you can get! I tried to get you that adorable rabbit chappy!
Ichigo: You...wanted the bunn?
Rukia: What?! Don't look at me like that! So I like bunnies?
---
Keigo: What strange development is this?
---
VOLUME THREE:
Ichigo: (thinking) what in the name of all thats magical is she doing here?!!
Yuzu: She's waving. A friend of yours, Ichigo?
Ichigo: No! Never seen her before!! Not ever! Never!
Karin: Hmm...she looks kinda familiar...
Ichigo: Oh, now I remember!!We were best friends in junior high!!Like brother and sister!!Its been so long! Give us a moment to reminise-alone!!
I'll go set her straight!!You guys go ahead to mom's grave!!
Yuzu: Set her straight?
Karin: Aha!
Yuzu: Aha?! "Aha" what?!
Karin: Well...he's getting to that age.
Yuzu: What?! What age?! KARIN?! NO!!
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Kon: Phew! My face hurts from frowning for so long. How does Ichigo do it?
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VOLUME FOUR:
Ichigo: Wait, wait!!
Rukia: What?
Ichigo: ISn't that the school bathroom's broom!? Where'd you get that!?
Rukia: (silence)...from school.
Ichigo: Take it back right now!!
Rukia: Hmph...I didn't know you were so square.
Ichigo: I'm not! It's just common sence!! Hey, don't put that on my floor! Thats gross!!
---
Kon: DARN!! Why are all of Ichigo's friends out of their flippin minds?! I just wanna be loved!!
---
Ichigo: He...looks a lot like...me...
Teacher: It is you, you MORON!! BEYOND A DOUBT!!
Ichigo: It's my long lost twin brother. I thought I'd never see him again. (monotone voice)
---
Keigo: Nothing to do?! I ask you to hang out with me all the time!! Oh! SO thats why you always turn down my invitations!! While we were having fun like idiots, you've been locking yourself in your room learning! You WIERDO!! NERD!!
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VOLUME FIVE:
Orihime: Faries! Flying fairies are talking to me!
Shuno: Hmph. Nice reaction! Very Nice!!
---
Tsubaki: Theres no time for introductions!! Captain Talky McTopknot!!!
Shuno: Th-that hurt, Tsubaki.
Tsubaki: Good! YOur saying stupid things!!!
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VOLUME SIX:
KOn: OW! IT's gonna break, its gonna break! This is Ichigo's body, y'know!? You'll break it!! I LOOK LIKE THE NIKE LOGO!!
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VOLUME SEVEN:
Kon: What're you doing?!
Ichigo: Back, Stinky! DOn't touch me! Get away!!
KOn: Is this how you treat a friend who's endured a nightmare of captivity?!
Ichigo: Your not my friend, Toilet Hugger!!
---
Urahara: Ha Ha...believe it or not , this is your training room! We used our uber technology to make this overnight for you!
Ichigo: For real? Is it your policy to ignore your customers just to advance the story?
Tessai:...
---
VOLUME EIGHT:
Zangets: Screaming like a woman. Such composure. Very promising!
---
Orihime: I wonder how Ichigo's training is going.
Tsubaki: Your daydreaming! Give me that sausage! I must consume it!!
Shuno: This is her third lunch today...Is it healthy for a girl your age to eat so much?
---
Yuzu: Have some chocolate covered banana! Its good! Open wide!
Karin: Open WIde!!
IChigo: I don't want any! What are you guys doing all the way over here?!
Yuzu: WHAT! YOU WON'T EAT MY BANANA?!
Ichigo: Turn down the volume!! Are you drunk or something?!
Isshin: I'm absolutely wasted.
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Kon: Yeah! Thats gonna be my body for a while! STOP TOUCHING IT!!
Ichigo: Hey!!
Kon: Oh! Orihime, you can touch it as much as you want. ♥
---
VOLUME NINE:
Jimbado: Ichigo, huh? What a cute little name that is...
Ichigo: It's not cute!! The "ichi" part means "first place" and the "go" stands for "gaurdian"! Theres nothing cute about it!!
---
Ganju: Why you crazy dandelion-looking freak!! Are you picking a fight with me?!!
Ichigo: You picked the fight, pig straddler!!! You stared in on me for no reason!! What kind of moron are you?!
---
Ganju: (to Ichigo) Try not to turn into fluff and blow away!!!
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VOLUME TEN:
Ichigo: Ca...Catnip!? What the heck was I dreaming about?!
Ganju: How should I know?! I ain't the dream police.
Ichigo:Unh...man, I was sleeping hard...Why was I sleeping here? Did I sleep well?
Ganju: How should I know!?
Ichigo:What're you doing?
Ganju: None of your freakin' business...GO away!
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VOLUME ELEVEN:
Kenpachi: Blast!! Another deadend!!
Yachiru: You have no sense of direction, Kenny.
Kenpachi: SILENCE! (anger mark)!! If was your hunch that brought us hear!!
---
Hanatoro: I got yelled at again...
---
11th #1: What
11th #2: Are you doing:
Ganju: Huh?
Ichigo: What do you mean? We totally have a hostage.
---
VOLUME FOURTEEN:
Hanatoro: (about the hollow mask) It's ugly and scary! Lets throw it away!
---
Yorouichi: Give it to me. Do as I say!
Ichigo:O...okay...take it...please! (grumbles the following)Geez! You didn't have to look so mean. If you wanted it, why didn't you say so?
---
Yorouichi: You're a bigger prude than I expected. Have you never seen a naked girl before? eh?
Ichigo: Just get dressed.
Yorouichi: Are you sure? This may be your last chance to see one?
Ichigo: Thats none of your business! Just put some clothes on!!
Yorouichi: Hmph...wheres yoru sense of humor? People must think your a terrible bore.
Ichigo: NO, and even if they did, what do you care? (anger mark) Whoa! Why aren't you wearing pants?1 Your supposed to get dressed from the bottome up!! Hurry up and put pants on for Pete's sake!!
---
Ichigo: I'm rejecting all of your protests! GOt that?!
---
Sentaro: Sorry, sir! My unending respect for you would not allow me to sit idly by, sir!
Kiyone: Hey! No fair! Sentaro! That goes for me too, sir!! I love you...I mean I respect you more than he does, sir!!
Ukitake:...
Sentaro: What?! No way! I respect the captain more!! You wannt piece of me, booger girl?!
Kiyone: Serve it up!!