Cookies never lie

[myshu]

I got hired as a security guard at the gate of a local chemical plant (about a month after getting a fortune cookie that said I had a possible career change coming up! Cookies never lie.) It's my training week, and so far it's a pretty sweet gig, even if I do have to talk to a buttload of truckers. The company ultimately wants to schedule me

Comments

[icybrian]

Hehe. In my head, he has the voice of Chris Tucker.

[myshu]

Man, you know what makes that great--he was Asian.

(Jackie Chan, then.)

[donraj]

Never mock the cookie.

[myshu]

Damn straight, man.