Okay, I've been working on this for like two hours and it finally looks KIND OF like what I wanted. Can someone help me with moving the text all the way over to the right side and making a solid border around the entries? I would be greatly indebted to you and will give you copious amounts of oral sex ( Read more... )

( Me and My Monkey )

And a big FUCK YOU goes out to my uterus

I want to make an LJ icon with this picture:
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this is what you see when you look in my direction and ( Read more... )

So far, only Marcus, Leslie, and Nessa have mentioned anything about the birthday tattoo fund. Maybe no one else has read my journal? Marcus, would it be okay if I put your email address on here somewhere and asked people to contact you if they're interested?

You guys (the aforementioned three are excluded from this) are making me really sad.

Last night, I had a conversation with my friend Austin. We talked about life, lessons learned, and the real reason for my unhappiness. There's an old adage that you can't be truly happy unless you're happy with yourself. We all know that this is true...but what's the solution when the problem is that you've grown completely apathetic? I could list ( Read more... )