God, I love horny old men

[xvampiratex]

So, my friends Alana and Frankie made a fake Myspace account to fuck around with someone...I don't really know the reason. The point is that they made this fictitious woman look like a complete slut, and, one night on three-way calling, they were laughing about the messages "Tiffany" receives, since they're from horny middle-agers. After I

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[xprivate_eyex]

okay that last guy's spelling alone could've made me barf - "untile" what? - but dear god what he wrote. x_X

as for the first guy:

I could pry a manhole cover open with it

you could pound nails with it

lol is he a construction worker or something?

will you link to your fake account pleeeease? I have to see this hot Asian chick that's driving the mens wild. XD

[xvampiratex]

Hehehe. Edited to fit your needs. :D

[xprivate_eyex]

LOL SCIENTOLOGIST! And Asian? Where are they getting Asian from?

oh my god, have all of these people added this account? They should be so embarassed. :|

[xvampiratex]

My friends just put whatever on there...as you can see, they did it sort of carelessly, so that explains the Asian Scientology.

Annnd, yeah. Oh gawd the friend requests/invites/messages she gets are just...humiliating.

[p0stmdrnpr1mt1v]

that frickin rules

[savethewave]

Freakin' brilliant!

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fuckin awesome but links to myspace accts would be helpful :D

[xvampiratex]

Done :)

[euphoricsmile]

Firefly's asshole.. what the fuck?