I got hit not once, but twice on MySpace today, posted under the cuts for your protection.
From:
Rick-Good_Looking_Guy1972Date: Sep 7, 2006 8:54 PM
Subject: No Subject
Body: hey lov your pics hit me up ime ric if u like to k
You live in Tacoma, Wa. I would like to hit you but the back of my hand won't reach from here.
From:
KenDate: Sep 7, 2006 9:08 PM
Subject: HELLO
Body: I am male going to 26years old this month while i life all my own but no happiness because something missing in my life. !!! You !!!. i Find this, that whenever i am back at work , i see no companion with me to make me tickle. I have all what good man needed to have. I just want a woman who i will spoil with my wealth and get old with.
Loneliness always looking for a friend, everyone need to be complete, in order to gain such joy and derive happiness. I dont want to be lonely anymore ,that is the reason why i sign in here, because i heard the advert from the CNN and i real want to give a try. Perhaps you are the first woman i ever admire so far here, i really wish i could gain your response. In order to have you as my friend first, because i am lonely and need someone to be focus with and always devote my time with. I am a fragile heart which as been broken before, by my ex woman who i thought she really love me. I gave her everything man needed to give woman but i guess that is how life want to divide us. I need someone new in my life, if you believe what you read mean something to you, and you believe we can both reach high for the sky. Let continue conversing to one anther. Help me complete my mood.
Email me on babyface_sis@yahoo.com
Ken
The grammar nazi in me is cringing, but you're Nigerian so I'll let some of that slide... but your email is babyface_sis@_____.com ? WTF?
[UPDATE] For the record, Ken sent me the same message twice, 4 minutes apart. Do you think he's sending it to *gasp* OTHER GIRLS TOO?