I'm not in the habit of scolding other people's children, but when I get a myspace message like this, it's all I can do not to write to the kid and tear them a new asshole. so completely inappropriate.♥x[lEaH]♥x has posted a new comment about you on MySpace ( Read more... )

I just got a notification that someone left a message in my scrapbook on orkut. I'm new to orkut, so I go check it out. it appears to be in portuguese:Ola Pessoal, tenho 18 anos sou do Rio de Janeiro. Alguns dias atras, eu e o meu namorado Marcelo, fizemos um filme porno e tiramos varias fotos, se você tiver curiosidade de me ver dando para ele, ( Read more... )

From: bidemiDate: Oct 31 2006 8:57 AM ( Read more... )

I just got a friend request from Can I Pamper You? Give you a nice massage with oil ...

I imagine his picture was taken by some female, of him staring at her boobs while she was talking, and I suspect the audio would be a classic "Homer Simpson drooling over a donut" noise.

Posted By:Weird Al Yankovic

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kindofdistracted: I am continually impressed by people's inability to follow even the simplest of instructions
blyythe: it's like they make additional effort towards exponential suckage
blyythe: what happened?
kindofdistracted: ok so
kindofdistracted: one of the girls from the afternoon show posted a bulletin with the kiss account
kindofdistracted: ( Read more... )

it's awkward enough when an acquaintance that was in your life like 10 years ago finds you on myspace messages you and says shit like "omg weren't we at a new years eve party together at golfland like eight years ago? how are you what's new?" then you add them because what the hell might as well, after all i know them they know me. this just ( Read more... )

At 11:18 this morning, I got a friend request from her.

At 11:36 this morning, I got a friend request from her.

I guess one is from Atlanta the other is from Dallas.

Seriously, WTF???

guess which day today is?

From: scott
Date: Oct 1, 2006 5:48 PM

i love the tat above your titties its hot

From: she's waiting for passion or humour to strike
Date: Oct 1, 2006 6:00 PM

what the fuck is wrong with you? who raised you?

From: vinodDate: Sep 24 2006 1:09 AM ( Read more... )