I love Ezra Fitch!

[mysqueeza]

In lieu of back to school madness and upcoming tax-free weekend ... I ask all Abercrombie kid shoppers to do the following:

I wear a size medium in kids, if your kid is larger than me they don't wear an xtra small. So don't ask me to look for a size that even I can tell won't fit. No one wants to see your slutty twelve year old's pudge. Just

Comments

[rightway2fly18]

This entry is hilarious. You crack me up. You should write more, you're good at it no matter what Mrs. Black said. Missin' my Nokia!

[the__getaway]

Ahahahah that made my day.

[kizzlesizzle]

holy crap maiza. funny as hell. ;) i know how you feel. i work in retail too and it can kiss my ass!

[mysqueeza]

Ha Ha amen to that

[future_says_run]

YOU are SOOO my hero right now. Awesome entry, Squeeza :)