hey you...

[mystarlesseyes]

i'm willing to sacrifice my reputation as captain lesbo for a charming young lady. pimpin' ain't easy and as meaning continuously lacks, it has become less fun. scratch that... no fun.
sometimes i just want to watch movies and laugh...

find me a wife...

...and i'll treat her like gold.

Comments

[glittrinureye]

i'll treat you like a rare jewel. gold is too common to be compared to you.

[mystarlesseyes]

AWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
elle... you're too cute.

[glittrinureye]

but you are cuter! so you win. there. i said it.

[xxdancewithmexx]

please, miss, can your wife
have a d-d-darling brother? or a straight best friend?
b/c i really do want to sit around in b.ball shorts
+ be a geek with someone that eats burgers + likes
ben stiller.

i miss you lady lesbo.