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[mystarrules]

It is the day we have all waited for ladies... and gentlemen

Comments

[olivator]

I'm happy there was an update about the gnomes. I like this story. What happened next?

[mystarrules]

the gnomes will not give up the treasure, but left a better cell phone/palm pilot contraption in their wake. i believe it may have slipped out of one of their pockets as they scampered away from my savage wrath or my lawn has begun to sprout phones. just because phone and flower start with the same sound that does not mean my lawn should be so bountiful. any requests? i could take 'em up with the grass gods. you get a leather case thing and a car adapter free with the phone, gnomes know about the package deals.

[fourthcategory]

you = creep.
and marissa is spelled with one s
unless you are saying her name backwards
cause ass i ram is funnier than
as i ram.

[mystarrules]

you know a small devilish smile crossed your face when you read it. don't think i don't know.