oh my god why
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100: Showers Are Awesome! - Girl Talk [SK100]
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NATALIA: Men! They're all so repulsive!
ANISE: Well, yeah... But a good-looking man with muscles and all might not be
so bad.[musical note]
NATALIA: H-how vulgar...! B-but I suppose it would be nice...
ANISE: With his butt all nice and tight and all...
NATALIA: He would have to be clean, though. I don't particularly care for
pale skin, either.
TEAR: B-both of you sound just like Luke.
NATALIA: Oh, no... Really?
ANISE: Oh, come on, Tear. There's got to be...you know...things you like.
Right?
TEAR: Me? I...um...
ANISE: ...Not Luke?
TEAR: Certainly not! That childish--
ANISE: Oh, I think I've got it now. It's Van, isn't it!
TEAR: Ahh...!
** TEAR LEAVES **
NATALIA: That's a surprise. I didn't know Tear was into beards.
ANISE: THAT'S the part you're surprised about?
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488: Who Taught Tear to Cook? [SK488]
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ANISE: Tear, you cook almost like a guy...
TEAR: Really?
ANISE: Well, you heap stuff on the plates, and the vegetables are all cut in
big hunks...
TEAR: Oh...that's probably because Van taught me, just in case we got
separated on the battlefield.
LUKE: Huh? You learned from Master Van?
TEAR: Yes, he's a good cook. I probably picked up his tastes as well.
ANISE: Wow... I knew the Commandant could fight, but he can cook, too?!
LUKE: Well, cooking does use blades.
ANISE: Oh. Well, no wonder!
TEAR: I...don't think that has anything to do with it...
LUKE: You use knives yourself, don't you?
ANISE: Yeah! So, the key to cooking is mastering the sword!
TEAR: ...Whatever.
100: Showers Are Awesome! - Girl Talk [SK100]
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NATALIA: Men! They're all so repulsive!
ANISE: Well, yeah... But a good-looking man with muscles and all might not be
so bad.[musical note]
NATALIA: H-how vulgar...! B-but I suppose it would be nice...
ANISE: With his butt all nice and tight and all...
NATALIA: He would have to be clean, though. I don't particularly care for
pale skin, either.
TEAR: B-both of you sound just like Luke.
NATALIA: Oh, no... Really?
ANISE: Oh, come on, Tear. There's got to be...you know...things you like.
Right?
TEAR: Me? I...um...
ANISE: ...Not Luke?
TEAR: Certainly not! That childish--
ANISE: Oh, I think I've got it now. It's Van, isn't it!
TEAR: Ahh...!
** TEAR LEAVES **
NATALIA: That's a surprise. I didn't know Tear was into beards.
ANISE: THAT'S the part you're surprised about?
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488: Who Taught Tear to Cook? [SK488]
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ANISE: Tear, you cook almost like a guy...
TEAR: Really?
ANISE: Well, you heap stuff on the plates, and the vegetables are all cut in
big hunks...
TEAR: Oh...that's probably because Van taught me, just in case we got
separated on the battlefield.
LUKE: Huh? You learned from Master Van?
TEAR: Yes, he's a good cook. I probably picked up his tastes as well.
ANISE: Wow... I knew the Commandant could fight, but he can cook, too?!
LUKE: Well, cooking does use blades.
ANISE: Oh. Well, no wonder!
TEAR: I...don't think that has anything to do with it...
LUKE: You use knives yourself, don't you?
ANISE: Yeah! So, the key to cooking is mastering the sword!
TEAR: ...Whatever.