How can you tell when someone doesn't love you anymore?

Happy Birthday to me....

*sigh*

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Tomorrow it is my mission to plaster campus with Vagina Monolougues flyers.

I have to succeed. Failure is not an option.

*Blows virtual dust off of journal*

Wow, is this old thing really still here?

I made a vagina pillow. It is beautiful.

Just like the original it is based on.

Everyone can come see it.

The pillow.

Not my actual vagina.

The orignal is too intense and beautiful for just anyone to see.

Just the pillow.

Trust me, it's enough.

My car is broken. We took it somewhere, but they couldn't figure out what is wrong with it. So apparently my car is possessed by the devil. They recommended the car be taken to the Toyota dealership. Which is what I did. Which is where it's still sitting since they couldn't be bothered to look at it today even though I dropped it off at 8 in the ( Read more... )

I had to post this simply because it's hilarious I got the exact same score as Hillary. What a wierd test. It's "naughty" to believe in evolution or have sex with someone who doesn't believe in God? Who wrote this, a Christian?

HELL LEVEL 2
Raw score: 66%

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