Right! We need to implement the following security precautions immediately:
1. Random slipper searches when getting into bed. 2. No liquids in the bedroom with the exception of baby formula and prescription medication. 3. A nation wide No-Sleep list where people are refused entry to their bedroom if their name appears on it. 4. Mandatory fingerprinting before being granted entry under the doona cover. 5. Bombing of some random Middle-Eastern country to obtain access to cheap nylon for manufacturing innerspring mattress safety netting.
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Sorry getting tired of the fear of terroism thats going around recently. :)
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1. Random slipper searches when getting into bed.
2. No liquids in the bedroom with the exception of baby formula and prescription medication.
3. A nation wide No-Sleep list where people are refused entry to their bedroom if their name appears on it.
4. Mandatory fingerprinting before being granted entry under the doona cover.
5. Bombing of some random Middle-Eastern country to obtain access to cheap nylon for manufacturing innerspring mattress safety netting.
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Oh wait... I don't have one anyways so what am I worried about.
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