'Wombat rape made man speak Strine'

[mystic_one]

A NEW Zealand man has been sentenced to community work after telling police he was raped by a wombat and the experience had made him speak "Australian

Comments

[chelchik]

Ha! I want what he's drinking!

[mystic_one]

I dunno that I want it, but I do wanna know wtf he's on so I can dodge that shit lol!

[heywood417]

LMAO....that's funny.