Ever have a headache so excrutiating that you'd rather just vomit and live without electricity in order to kill it?
Sounds, lights, smells...

I'm entering the beginning stages of this headache. Going to go wrap head in a blanket now.

Big fat ew

I never could imagine that batting a Q-tip (unused) around on the floor could be so absolutely enthralling. Stella's meeps (because she only meows when she's afraid) vouch for this. Lucifer, after much persuading, finally deals with Stella in an older brother fashion, beating her down every chance he gets while slyly getting away with everything ( Read more... )

Not that I'm an Ashcroft supporter, but what does it say when the Secretary of State leaves after a re-election?? Anyone...anyone?

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So I don't know how many of you out there watch the Food Network, or even better, actually watch enough of it to find this community an absolute fucking riot...(probably only me, actually)

http://www.livejournal.com/community/rachael_ray_sux/

Ewan got a job working for the National Blood Service!!!!!!!!!!!!
I knew wearing the fangs to the interview would ensure a victory!

Of course the military is for Bush ( Read more... )

Yay for reoccurring gastric ulcers ( Read more... )

I'm moving to Canada.