Stupidest holiday of the year... or ever

[mysticaleyes]

It's that time of year again! Valentine's Day is just around the corner. You know what you should do? Buy a sonnet!!! From ME!! For $2.50 you can pick a sonnet to have performed for someone either seriously or humorously. Do it for a friend or a loved one or if you just want to piss someone off... humiliate them! You can even have one sent

Comments

[rogainhotrain]

I'll second the fucking of the starlight theatre.

[z64dan]

how do you send one off campus? do the performers go off campus and perform it, or do you just mail a picture of someone performing

Re:

[mysticaleyes]

Performers were going to travel to other schools during 7th period for off-campus requests, but we were told today to scratch that idea... so nevermind. Sorry.

[anonymous]

Update!!! :)

-Your Loving Sister