I just watched like 6 hours of nip/tuck ( Read more... )

My legs are sore. And bruised. And riddled with follicles of illustrious blond hair... and they are also hot cause I still have pants on and everything in my room is a bloody furnace ( Read more... )

Lousy day. Lousy morning. Lousy headache following me around ( Read more... )

First ( Read more... )

Bleh... I just destroyed a ton of food... and it's reacting unsatisfactory with the rest of me ( Read more... )

I'm hopeless but.. if I had a tail.. it's wagging ( Read more... )

I was gonna update.. and mumble about something or another... instead.. I just chatted and chitted with belle. See?

( And you didst see )

I slept too much ( Read more... )

So who wants to catch the chunks I hurl ( Read more... )

I have some kind of disease ( Read more... )