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[mysticdreamer]

Every year, English teachers from across the country submit their collections of actual analogies and metaphors found
in high school essays. These excerpts are published each year to the amusement of teachers across the country. Here are
this year's winners:
1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a

Comments

[themunchinator]

ohh that was great. my coworkers and i thought those were hilarious

[mysticdreamer]

I liked them too..MWhahaha

[vi0l3ntj4ck]

8. The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife's infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly free ATM machine.
is he trying to say that he was getting the milk for free but now has to pay?
that's halarious!!!

[kaoru_ami]

That's absolutely nuts! Lmao