Love is being squashed by zeppelins over MSN.
Love is knowing that someone will hold Martin Heidegger's arms so you have an easier time kicking him in the nuts.
Love is going to the pub after you've left a long dead German philosopher clutching in pain at his crotch, and just laughing and laughing until tears are rolling down your face.

I fucking love the internet.

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I fucking love the internet.

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I fucking love the internet.

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THE INTERNET! I LOVE IT! FUCKING!

I am so addicted to this channel. It has some of the sanest advice and observation in it, but this really took the cake. "That's how you become the One."

Go to here. Watch funny and informative videos by Dan Savage. This should be in highschools. This is what parents should hook their kids up with.

Explaining how to deal with a cat's anal glands:

Me: So, how do you get rid of the smells?
mistress_gwen: Well, here's the thing. Either you don't, or you do, and you have to do it every few months. Basically, anal glands do one thing: lubricate poop. If the poop doesn't have the right amount of mouse bones and hair in it to need lube, the lube sits there. ( Read more... )

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Courtesy of the awesome mistress_gwen.

I can now do a sloppy version of Sam Roberts' Bridge to Nowhere on guitar. At least, I can play the verse and chorus. The bridge has chord changes that I just don't have the speed for... yet. This is exciting stuff. I love this song to pieces, and that's going to transmute practicing it over and over again from a chore to a genuine pleasure, which ( Read more... )

On NaNoWriMo and knowing what you're practicing. (Credit to Jen for finding this.)

The cure for lolcat fatigue.

Oh god. So good. I want to buy a sound system like a Tiny God so I can listen to Stadium Arcadium more better.