Well, I won't be in Americorps, which means I definitely won't go to Duke, but that I will be going to therapy, which is probably good. Americorps was a big part of my idea for my immediate future, but now that it's gone I don't feel that bad about it, maybe because they've been dicking me around for so long. Either way, I have plans to be a ( Read more... )

My dad was a big fan of Star Trek: The Next Generation, and I started watching the original series. When my mom came into the back, I was asking her why dad liked Star Trek so much, what it was about it. He didn't like sci-fi that much most of the time, just Orson Scott Card, and him mostly because of the Mormon subtext. Did he like the idea of ( Read more... )

http://www.reason.com/hitandrun/2006/06/friday_fun_link_31.shtml#014438

Wow.

Real update tomorrow.

I'm going back to the Grand Canyon, this time to conquer it with one to two of my best friends. Let the hooping and hollering commence upon my next internet transmission--

MIKE DINOSAUR

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"The Jews are undoubtedly a race, but they are not human ( Read more... )

This exchange happens between a big fat guy and a cute little kid dressed up in a reporter outfit at a television focus group. The fat guy is FG and the kid is Trevor.

Trevor: You helped test market this product, but have you helped any Rwandans lately?
FG: What's "Rwandans"?
Trevor: They're just little nothings; high five, my man.
(They high

I am stuck for at least two weeks. That means I am going to do shit; when I get stuck at home I start out motivated, but slowly and surely it dies inside me. The calculus I meant to do is replaced by novels which get replaced by comic books which get replaced by game boy. From there there's about one step to drooling into a cup, then pouring the ( Read more... )

By July, if I'm not in Americorps, then I don't want to stay at the Grand Canyon, because, while there, I am an unhappy person the majority of the time, though I'm usually unhappy, the majority's a little too big there, and because I'm so far stuck with masturbating room mates or guys who are never around except to snub me for whatever he's doing, ( Read more... )

First of all, Yvonne, I do owe you an explanation, and I will try to write you one soon, and I'm sorry ( Read more... )