Ok guys, if your on my friends list you wont take offense cause,,

[mystikal1]

All my guy friends have great personalities. Ladies laugh your asses off

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[maybesomeone]

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?

And here I thought it was because he didn't want advice on how to create everything else...

[batt]

lol....thats pretty funny

[mystikal1]

lol, yeah clever one Scott.

Re: Ok guys, if your on my friends list you wont take offense cause

[atom_davis]

I saw all that on an e-mail somewhere (I think)

how woman was created.......

[batt]

You know why god made women second? Because god and adam were sitting around having a little wine that Jesus made from water and.....well now you know why women have so many problems. We were too busy pissing over the clouds to pay attention to detail.

First beer- The idea of having someone around to talk with
Second beer- The thought of someone to do things with
Third beer- Someone to clean up
Fourth beer- Someone to cook
Fifth beer- Someone to sin with
Sixth beer- Boobs
Seventh beer- Man-"Hey god wouldnt it be funny if once a month we really gave them something to cry about?"
Eighth beer- Man-"You know it would just be easier of they had the kids instead of you constantly making them yourself"
Nine + beers- Man-"hick up! Ya know Gawd.....juz uze my rib "hick-up" Instead uhhhf wut ever it iz yoo uze.

Re: how woman was created.......

[mystikal1]

lmao, too funny. I think the sixth beer reason would have been enough for you men though.

Re: how woman was created.......

[batt]

=) I should have said fun bags then.....

[lothos]

*amused* heh

[s0cietysuckz666]

hey! member me!?!!?

add my new name to your friends list because this one is getting deleted.

asphyxiatedmind

love ya

[mystikal1]

But of course my dear.
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