Marshall: And you're also responsible for any damage Robin did when she was your girlfriend.
Robin: WHOA, what damage did I cause?
Marshall: Remember that night where you drank the twelver of Molson and got all Super Canadian?
Robin: Stanley Cup. Game six, eh? The Rangers are aboot to be sorreh they ever played shinny with the Canucks.
Marshall: Hey hey Robin, I'll give you twenty bucks if you can shoot it through the front door.
Robin: Oh oh oh, you're nuttier than a Tim Horton's maple log! Timmy Ho!
Lily: No. That's it, Robin. Gimme the stick!
Robin: I'll give you summer teeth... Some are here, some are there.
Lily: Robin, give me the stick!
Robin: Take off...hoser!
Lily: Alright, that's it!
Robin: You wanna scrap?! I'll scrap!
Marshall: Go America!
Ted: Alright, alright! Break it up!
Barney: Te-ed, no! You never break up a girl fight! NEVER!!