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[mysty_kitty]

oh my goddess......taken from skoosiepants....but still so very funny and wrong



Ten Top Trivia Tips about Mysty_kitty!

1. Medieval knights put the skin of Mysty_kitty on their sword handles to improve the grip.
2. If you break Mysty_kitty, you will get seven years of bad luck!
3. Mysty_kitty has only one weakness - the colour yellow!
4. Mysty_kitty can smell some things up to six miles away.
5. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Mysty_kitty'!
6. Birds do not sleep in Mysty_kitty, though they may rest in her from time to time!
7. If you chew gum while peeling Mysty_kitty then it will stop you from crying!
8. Apples are covered with a thin layer of Mysty_kitty.
9. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Mysty_kitty!
10. Mysty_kitty has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all!