i love one-liners
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my ( Read more... )
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my ( Read more... )
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