03. And the Topher goes Moooo [video]

Feb 23, 2010 19:36

[The PCD clicks on and is immediately crashed-focused on a COW EYE, just to freak everyone out.]

Damn.

[the camera dips and adjusts so that the head and torso of a fruit cow is visible. After a second, Topher appears at a very awkward angle.]Ok ok I've tried everything--and I do mean everything--to get it away but it won't just--LEAVE ME ALONE-- ( Read more... )

strawberry moos forever, virgin derp brigade, ciel's a mini jerk, it's compelling!, not the bad guy, they're a bit like bison, *bennett

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[Video] bloodseal_soul February 24 2010, 03:40:04 UTC
[Giggling.]

It looks like Ed's not the only one fruit cows like.

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[Video]...sorta mytechendsworld February 24 2010, 03:43:48 UTC
[Have a picture of some cow leg Al]

Not--helpful. Unless Ed knows how to get them OFF!

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[Video] bloodseal_soul February 24 2010, 04:12:44 UTC
Not a clue unless you lead it upstairs, and then go downstairs.

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[Video] mytechendsworld February 24 2010, 04:27:57 UTC
No luck! I'm outsi--wait what was the cow doing inside?!

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[Video] other_sights February 24 2010, 03:42:05 UTC
[Not even bothering to keep the lol off his face now, man-friend.]

... don't ask me, I know nothing about livestock.

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[video] mytechendsworld February 24 2010, 03:44:48 UTC
[Oh Ciel. How he hates you right now.]

Oh like I do! Damnit Jim! I'm a doctor not a farmer!

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[video] other_sights February 24 2010, 04:14:03 UTC
[HE DOESN'T MEAN TO BE A DICK HONEST. Well not much. But acting like nothing's wrong is paramount here.]

So it's useless to ask you why it's pink?

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[video] mytechendsworld February 24 2010, 04:16:40 UTC
[The HATEOAID is from him being the source of their fight, which has less to do with him and everything to do with them so act away!]

Maybe it ate a pink jacket before it went after mine. The spots kinda look like strawberries.

[Zoom focus on a spot]

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citta_samtana February 24 2010, 03:42:06 UTC
...Topher, leave the thing alone.

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[Video] mytechendsworld February 24 2010, 03:45:39 UTC
[You get a shot of cow nose Saunders. Congrats.]

Oh god. Not you. Goawaynow.

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[Video] she HEARD that thing about rebooting, SIR. :/ citta_samtana February 24 2010, 03:47:15 UTC
No. Where did you even get a pink cow?

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[Video] OH SHI-- mytechendsworld February 24 2010, 03:49:32 UTC
I didn't get it! It got me!

I got other people helping Claire, thanks a lot, kthanxbai.

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offline; action jackson morteanimositas February 24 2010, 03:53:06 UTC
[Yes, she could have just watched the little flashing icon that was his GPS tag march around the map of Adstringendum. Yes, it was highly unlikely that Topher would stay out very long considering the weather. Yes, it's entirely possible that Claire heard them fighting.

No, Bennett doesn't care. And don't ask if she's been crying. She wasn't, or so she'll say.

Either way she follows him out after she finds her coat. And when she reaches him, there's a cow. A pink cow. Eating his jacket.

What.]

...Topher?

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offline--OH ITS YOU THE JERKFACE mytechendsworld February 24 2010, 04:01:29 UTC
[Oh God. He did not just hear his girlfriend's voice in the middle of his cowastrophe. Not after he totally was a heartless jerk and yelled at her and then stomped off like a little girl.

Nope totally not here. Totally his imagination. Right?

Right?

Damnit.]

Bennett? Hey.

[Step 1: Act casual. He takes his non chewed arm and makes a great show of petting the cow on the head.]

Ah look what's following me! Can we keep it?

[So. Fucking Casual. He is DAMN GOOD AT THIS.]

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offline--yeah well this jerkface LOVES YOU I mean wait I'm not a jerk morteanimositas February 24 2010, 04:09:37 UTC
Hey.

[She kinda stands there and stares and might rub an eye DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO THAT, TOPHER before...more staring.

Because really.

A pink cow.]

Sure. If you want to.

[She's feeling kind of defeated and really stupid. The idea that she might be the bad guy to Topher's...recovering accidental bad guy in terms of Rossum and their jobs isn't exactly settling easily in her mind.

The whole argument made her feel kinda shitty actually.]

I wanted to say sorry. So. Sorry.

[She blinks and then tries to approach the cow.]

Hey, leggo.

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offline: The bison loves you too jerkface mytechendsworld February 24 2010, 04:25:17 UTC
Hey.

[Oh he sees that and feels HORRIBLE thanks a fucking lot Bennett.

Yes really.

A pink cow.]

...Really? I didn't expect a real yes there. Could be a good source of milk though. I guess. Maybe it's even ...pink?

[Oh baww. She's not the bad guy at all. She's just a very lovely beautiful PTSD trigger that's all! Claire's a lot worse when you think about it!

Yeah he's not feeling that great either.]

Bennett. No. If anybody's sorry its me. I was--out of line. There. I didn't...mean. I...You. It--when you died I--lost--every--You.

[He still can't say it. He still can't articulate how traumatic her murder was to him, to have witnessed it front role center. He doesn't want to cry in front of her but he feels his throat catch and his chest hiccups in barely held in hysteria.]

I'm so sorry. You're the most important person...I have here...and I...

I...

...I have a cow stuck to my arm.

[He can't help it. He bends his head down and starts to...giggle?]

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[Video] memory_fixer February 24 2010, 04:47:07 UTC
Maybe you made a new friend without meaning to? It seems to really like you!

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[Video] mytechendsworld February 24 2010, 04:52:38 UTC
I think she really likes my jacket, not me. I hope. Ow.

Do you know how to make it stop?

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[Video] memory_fixer February 24 2010, 05:38:43 UTC
Well, have you tried using a distraction? Like a handful of grass or something.

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[Video] mytechendsworld February 24 2010, 06:47:14 UTC
I can't reach--it's also biting my shirt...I could try wiggling out I guess.

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