Snarky.

[mythomanic]

"When are you getting married?"
"When I'm ready...durr."

"When are you getting married?"
"Some time after I get engaged."
"When are you getting engaged?"
"Right after he asks."

"My, you've lost a lot of weight."
"Have I? Between the flesh-eating bacteria and the two-week bout with demonic possession, I'm not surprised. But I'm better now, thanks

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[mattyofg]

Every time I meet family, they always say,

"My you've gotten so much taller."

I'm 25, I haven't been taller for about 8 years.

I have another family friend who always asks,

"Who are you dating?"

No one, thank you for reminding me. (Not bitter at all)

[mattyofg]

"When are you getting married?"

"When the dowry is sorted out." Is my absolute favorite response!

[mythomanic]

"My, you've gotten so much taller."
"Thank you, that $50,000 loan to pay for the surgery was totally worth it. You can't even see the scars!"

"Who are you dating?"
"Well, there's this person I like, but I'm not sure yet whether they're a she or a he."

[rev_thumper]

It never ends, as soon as you get married the questions about kids start.