14 Things on Game of Thrones: Fire and Blood
1. Ned is dead. It's interesting to notice that it's Sansa that will get all the burden of his death. She's the one that watched it happen and Arya is kind of free now.
2. I remember the tombs scene from the book. I was half-wondering (and half-hoping) whether Ned would appear but SHAGGYDOG!
3. Catelyn makes me cry. And Robb argh so much hurt. KILL THEM ALL I DON'T CARE. In other news I can totes see how J-- ah someone would fall into the hurt/comfort situation with him. Damn he's pretty. *shallowwwww*
4. I like how Ilyn Payne goes around carrying the tools to cut people's tongues off. SANSA's been crying look at her all Catelyn-stone faced in front of the court.
5. What an absolute psychopath Joffrey is! How soft spoken who taught this dude his court manners fuuuck. "How long do I have to look." My dear dear Sansa shiiiiit. "Or maybe my brother will bring me yours." Best. line. ever. DAMN YOU HOUND YOU SHOULDA LET HER SHOVE HIM OFF. Oh hey is that the Kingsguard armour he's wearing? Heeh snazzy. Note: I uhh have shipped ships with less interaction than theirs. SANSAAAAAA so alooooone poor kid wow Sophie awesome acting.
6. Umm Greatjon you're awesome and bearlike and clearly a giver of great hugs but no. Theon whaaaaa!
7. Oh Jaime you so had that coming. And is that self-hatred/a death wish I spy? INSTANT CRUSH! You are honest and bitter. Dix points.
8. Ew Cersei come oooon. That was desperate.... Oh.
9. Tyrion. Tywin. They always have the best interactions. Tyrion has Hugh Laurie eyes. It's interesting. At least these two get the stupidity of the situation. Sigh, Robb. Sigh.
10. I'd always wondered if Mirri spoke the truth about Dany's stillborn's appearance. I'mma guess no. Mirri kinda has a point. She was shown mercy but in her opinion her calling was greater than what she owed Dany. I'm also liking how easily prophecies can be averted in this world. :D
11. Black Brothers rule. That oath is the shit. Sam is pretty Samwise wow. Oh hey Pippin and Merry. AND OMG WE ARE GOING TO FACE THE WHITE WALKERS ARRRRRR FIGHT!
12. Silly girl. He did tell you the thing you need to understand about kings. Still hating though. Varys and Petyr know what Pycelle is talking about.
13. Oh look Arry has a wig on. And he has boobs. Barely Adolescent Boobs. But you know, GENDRYYYYYYY. AND THE BULL'S HELMET! OMG SO EXCITED IT'S LIKE AN ADVENTURE AND SHE'S GOING TO BECOME A KNIGHT ERRANT AND BE A HERO BEFORE EVERYONE KNOWS SHE'S A GIRL.
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14. DRAGONS! DRAGONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DRAGONSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DRRRRRAAAGOOOONNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
(Have any of you guys read the Dany preview chapter from A Dance with Dragons? Cause shiiiiiiiiiiiiit.
WHEEEEENNNN IS THE 12TH OF JULY COMING? Actually it'll take like about seven working days to arrive by post. And I'm in Greece. Hundreds of miles away from my mailbox. Crap.
2. I remember the tombs scene from the book. I was half-wondering (and half-hoping) whether Ned would appear but SHAGGYDOG!
3. Catelyn makes me cry. And Robb argh so much hurt. KILL THEM ALL I DON'T CARE. In other news I can totes see how J-- ah someone would fall into the hurt/comfort situation with him. Damn he's pretty. *shallowwwww*
4. I like how Ilyn Payne goes around carrying the tools to cut people's tongues off. SANSA's been crying look at her all Catelyn-stone faced in front of the court.
5. What an absolute psychopath Joffrey is! How soft spoken who taught this dude his court manners fuuuck. "How long do I have to look." My dear dear Sansa shiiiiit. "Or maybe my brother will bring me yours." Best. line. ever. DAMN YOU HOUND YOU SHOULDA LET HER SHOVE HIM OFF. Oh hey is that the Kingsguard armour he's wearing? Heeh snazzy. Note: I uhh have shipped ships with less interaction than theirs. SANSAAAAAA so alooooone poor kid wow Sophie awesome acting.
6. Umm Greatjon you're awesome and bearlike and clearly a giver of great hugs but no. Theon whaaaaa!
7. Oh Jaime you so had that coming. And is that self-hatred/a death wish I spy? INSTANT CRUSH! You are honest and bitter. Dix points.
8. Ew Cersei come oooon. That was desperate.... Oh.
9. Tyrion. Tywin. They always have the best interactions. Tyrion has Hugh Laurie eyes. It's interesting. At least these two get the stupidity of the situation. Sigh, Robb. Sigh.
10. I'd always wondered if Mirri spoke the truth about Dany's stillborn's appearance. I'mma guess no. Mirri kinda has a point. She was shown mercy but in her opinion her calling was greater than what she owed Dany. I'm also liking how easily prophecies can be averted in this world. :D
11. Black Brothers rule. That oath is the shit. Sam is pretty Samwise wow. Oh hey Pippin and Merry. AND OMG WE ARE GOING TO FACE THE WHITE WALKERS ARRRRRR FIGHT!
12. Silly girl. He did tell you the thing you need to understand about kings. Still hating though. Varys and Petyr know what Pycelle is talking about.
13. Oh look Arry has a wig on. And he has boobs. Barely Adolescent Boobs. But you know, GENDRYYYYYYY. AND THE BULL'S HELMET! OMG SO EXCITED IT'S LIKE AN ADVENTURE AND SHE'S GOING TO BECOME A KNIGHT ERRANT AND BE A HERO BEFORE EVERYONE KNOWS SHE'S A GIRL.
......
14. DRAGONS! DRAGONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DRAGONSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DRRRRRAAAGOOOONNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
(Have any of you guys read the Dany preview chapter from A Dance with Dragons? Cause shiiiiiiiiiiiiit.
WHEEEEENNNN IS THE 12TH OF JULY COMING? Actually it'll take like about seven working days to arrive by post. And I'm in Greece. Hundreds of miles away from my mailbox. Crap.