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You know when they say that kids kind of crap really weird things, they weren't kidding. Trying to potty train is the worst, but when Sadie is in her diaper, holy shit. And I don't mean that literally. Because I think holy shit would be like shit that doesn't smell and is in one piece and doesn't require any wiping afterward, you know? Kids are just like little turd machines. I'm pretty sure that even with my worst stomach bug, I've never had shit like that. It was kind of horrific, and I thought about taking a picture so that I could embarrass her when she was older .Forget pictures of her with underwear on her head, that's nothing. Taking a picture of your kid's poop just makes you disturbing anyway, I'm weird, but not that weird.
Also, the terrible twos, whoever made that term up was kind of putting it mildly. Sadie has learned how to tell me no about everything and she just doesn't want to say anything but no. It's really annoying. But I love the kid, so I deal with it.
And what are all you crazy people up to? I've been reading some of your stuff, and I'm not sure I understand a good 96% of it, but maybe I'm just old and don't understand internet jargon. Someone at work came up to me and said omgwtfbbq and spelled out the letters and everything. I'm still not quite sure what the hell it means.
Also, the terrible twos, whoever made that term up was kind of putting it mildly. Sadie has learned how to tell me no about everything and she just doesn't want to say anything but no. It's really annoying. But I love the kid, so I deal with it.
And what are all you crazy people up to? I've been reading some of your stuff, and I'm not sure I understand a good 96% of it, but maybe I'm just old and don't understand internet jargon. Someone at work came up to me and said omgwtfbbq and spelled out the letters and everything. I'm still not quite sure what the hell it means.