Ϟ 01

[godofsky]

The FUCK? I come back to New York and everyone's fucking sick?! The hell's wrong with you people? Suck it up like men and stop babying yourselves. Christ. I can't handle all the tears. Punch someone.

Comments

[rulestheelves]

I don't think punching anyone would really help this flu. But it's good to see you again, Thor, I hope you're not sick too.

[godofsky]

I wasn't sick til your face showed up, you little fairy fruit.

[rulestheelves]

I've missed you too. It seems like everyone is showing up these days!

[godofsky]

... Well, 'cept Sif I guess. Other than being a little queen, what've you been up to?

[rulestheelves]

Still haven't seen Gerd myself. But Odin is around if someone hasn't told you already.

Same old pretty much, except without elves these days. What about you? It must be nice to be able to cross bridges now without having to worry about breaking them.

[godofsky]

Yeah I know where that sonnuvabitch lives.

Don't get me started, sugarass. Or I'll put you on my punch list too.

[rulestheelves]

Good. Stay healthy, this flu is a nasty one, it seems everyone's got it.

You mean I'm not on it? Awww, Thor! I'm so touched!

[godofsky]

I don't need your advice. You're one of those animal lovers that would spread all that nasty shit from rabbits or Bambi or whatever.

I didn't want to waste my fist time on you. But I might someday.

[rulestheelves]

I know, you're tough and can punch the flu right back where it came from and all that.

[godofsky]

Hey! You finally get where I'm coming from!

[rulestheelves]

That's because punching is usually your solution to everything but not everything can be solved by punching or wearing a dress, you know.

[godofsky]

I'm putting you in a dress someday. And yeah, I'm going to punch you while I'm at it. Will that solve my problem with you? Probably.

[godofsky]

Seriously? You're okay with me punching your briar-muffin brother?

[godofsky]

Oh I will, Free-free, I will.