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[livingdead_king]

[Osiris had woken up with something staring him in the face. He was not sure what it was, besides that none of its joints bent in the right direction and it had a mouthful of teeth as big around as Osiris' head. His first thought had been "This is Set's fault." His second had been "OH SHIT OH GOD FUCK FUCK".

What followed was ten minutes of running

Comments

[al_malik]

All but one, actually.

[fatherofthegods]

I had believed that was already implied.

[al_malik]

That he left his dick in yesterland? I wanted to make it as painfully obvious as possible.

[fatherofthegods]

A kindness I am sure he will appreciate.

[maatfeather]

Looks like the world is ending, yet you still have time to make bad taste remarks.

[acordar]

Ignore him, child. Even if I feel like harming his hurtful arrogant self. Even if.

Anubis, are you safe?

[maatfeather]

I'm locked in a shed somewhere for the moment, mewet. Are you?

[acordar]

Well enough, do not worry. Where are you, do you know?

[livingdead_king]

Ignore your idiot uncle. Son, are you safe? Or as safe as you can be, considering the circumstances.

[livingdead_king]

I hope you're eaten by wild dogs.

[al_malik]

Mutual. Though I'd be thrilled if they left me your testicles.

[livingdead_king]

I'd prefer if they left me your head, so I could impale it on a pike and yell at it when I'm frustrated.

[al_malik]

Only in your dreams.

Since you'll die either way, you should consider letting me finish you off instead. Incidentally, I'd offer you a more humane death than a one-eyed tentacle.

[livingdead_king]

Since the last time you murdered me was so humane. Why don't you make your way over to the Bronx, little brother, and we'll see who actually wins the fight when you don't have deception on your side.

[al_malik]

I'd love to. But you see, I can't. Unlike you, I actually have people to protect.

[livingdead_king]

[The reply Osiris is typing out mostly consists of swear words and calling Set a whore. Then something rumbles menacingly from the next street over, and Osiris folds himself into the tiny space underneath a burned out car while he waits for the whatever-it-is to pass. When he finally feels safe enough to come out, most of the venom is gone from his words.]

Do something right for once and don't let them get hurt.