❀ 02

[everwary]

[Gerd was in a lot of shit. So much deeper shit than she ever thought possible. She was fairly sure that she was ratted out on too. By none other than Loki. Nothing sucked more than that particular moment when she realized that Freyr was probably going to weep it out to his twin. And she had the strangest of feelings that Freyja was skating on the

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[Filter: Apep]

[applemantini]

Wow, how badly do you want to get in his pants?

[Filter: Hathor]

[nileserpent]

Very, and then I can eat him.

I'm sorry?

[Filter: Apep]

[applemantini]

That's not convincing~

[Filter: Hathor]

[nileserpent]

It was such a sudden question, I'm not sure what I'm supposed to be convincing you of.

[Filter: Apep]

[applemantini]

That you're not a creepy pervert lusting after my father. ♥

[Filter: Hathor]

[nileserpent]

Ah.

Technically I'm a creepy snake.

[Filter: Apep]

[applemantini]

Old and creepy perverted snake.

[Filter: Hathor]

[nileserpent]

Wouldn't you do the same, if you had the opportunity?

[Filter: Apep]

[applemantini]

I know we were all cool with the incest back in the day, but this is creepier for several more reasons: a) he DNW, b) you're old~, c) did you forget you fought for millions of years and you're called the enemy of Ra?, d) you are not subtle at all, e) and many more.

Did I mention he does not want?

[Filter: Hathor]

[nileserpent]

Ah, so many points to unpick. Hopefully I'll be able to provide you with sensible answers.

A) He will one day.

B) I'm 57, there are many people older than me who have lived full and happy lives. At the moment I could even manage another fifty years before my inevitable end. And... Well, since when has age been a barrier to these things.

C) I am the enemy of Ra, the one he fought for millions of years. Our relationship goes far deeper than any humans could describe.

D) Like most romantic comedies?

...And, to make a final point, I was also the personification of evil, the opposite of order and all things good. Do you really think that such simple words will make me rethink any desires I may or may not have?

[Filter: Apep]

[applemantini]

Sensible? Nooot quite, snakey one.

a) Nope.
b) Compared to him, you're a geezer.
c) I'm not just some human, amigo. ♥
d) Like most laughable soap operas.

Yeah, do you see why he dnw? Nevermind, I know the answer~

[Filter: Hathor]

[nileserpent]

To you, maybe.

A) Yes.

B) A bias against age differences, Eye of Ra?

C) Most goddesses too.

D) With over a million viewers, it seems like my method is popular amongst a certain sort of person.

Then I wonder why you keep pressing the point.

[Filter: Apep]

[applemantini]

My father would agree, as would my sisters and the rest of the pantheon. ♥

a) Nooope.
b) Not a bias, it's fact~
c) As an Eye of Ra, I know it doesn't go that much deeper. Don't make that dirty, ewewwww. You both need to be alive, you're opposites, but wanting to climb into his pants is just groooosss.
d) Suppose my point has been made, since you admitted your non-subtlety. But it's also not a romcom, it's more like a horror movie.

I have to because you're a stubborn, creepy old man~

[Filter: Hathor]

[nileserpent]

Not all of them.

A) We must agree to disagree.
B) So many people would be offended by that, Eye of Ra. And I thought you were kind.
C) You're the one that assumed it, I'm just humouring you.
D) Really.

Who will never get the point.

[Filter: Apep]

[applemantini]

Yep, all of them.

a) I'm not agreeing with anything except what I said~
b) I don't have a problem with older people. Just youuu.
c) Okay, "stunning blonde type"? That screams "unzip now so I can jump inside".
d) Really really.

All walls crack eventually. ♥

[Filter: Hathor]

[nileserpent]

There were some who aided me.

A) Stubborn.
B) Then why did you say that it was a fact that relationships between older people and younger people are creepy?
C) To your eyes, maybe.
D) No blood has been shed yet, Eye of Ra.

Then you will crack.