xiii.

[eggsup]

This fluffy thing followed me home today, and only when I got to the end of the first block did I realize it was a dog. What's the protocol on dogs that follow you home? It's sitting outside the door and not leaving, and I haven't the heart to yell at something that looks like a walking stuffed toy.

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[stormful]

A dog, little one?

[eggsup]

A fluffy bloody adorable Pomeranian. It's obviously someone's dog. I mean, isn't it? It's cute.

[stormful]

If it has a collar, it likely belongs to someone. If not - well. I guess it's up to you.

[eggsup]

It does, which is the problem. I can't just let it sit outside.

[stormful]

Bring it in, then. And call the local shelter and the local police station. I'm sure it'll be easy enough to track down the owner.

[eggsup]

Why the police station?

[stormful]

In case someone's reported the thing stolen. Make sure it doesn't crap anywhere in my apartment or you're cleaning it up. My cleaning staff have their hands full with you two as it is. ♥

[eggsup]

Your cleaning staff loves us.

[stormful]

Sad but true, you little hellions.

[eggsup]

We're not dirty, we're just messy.

[eggsup]

Bathe it, seriously?

[eggsup]

It's not my place No, but should it make a mess, there is a cleaning staff who is used to cleaning up after me.

[eggsup]

They do get paid for cleaning, you know. I could ask the maid to give him a bath. Or her, whichever.